Not sure if the false testimonials are legal or not, but isn't child abuse illegal? Once these people are breaking that law, how much regard do you think they have for other laws?
The marketing dart board 'make up a child' example was hilarious! If ever there is a 9 year old who can make a meth lab in his basement, I say there's a kid who should be fast-tracked to an advanced degree in chemistry at a young age. That's a real talent that should not be overlooked!