Buy a blow-up doll, name it after your favorite program troll, give it real pretty makeup and lingerie, and stick various items in its orifices.
Insert a voice box into the blow up doll that spouts standard program phrases, "Your kid is like a pizza...." "How is that a mirror for your life", etc., all with that same carrot shoves up its ass.
Rent a Rolls Royce, drive to Utah on premium gas, and parade ten program blow-up dolls down the highway, using a megaphone. Be sure to call the local news channel for coverage of your event.