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« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2006, 05:31:00 PM »
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and you apparently have the choice to have it butchered and cooked on the spot


After an RPG hit, isn't that pretty much already done?
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« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2006, 07:38:00 PM »
Why the fuck do I keep coming back here?

$2000 a month is enough to buy a new life.
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« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2006, 07:51:00 PM »
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On 2006-05-03 16:38:00, Paul Smith wrote:

"Why the fuck do I keep coming back here?



$2000 a month is enough to buy a new life."


Just for your own info.........put a 1 in front of the 2 and you can order yourself a Russian bride?
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« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2006, 07:52:00 PM »
Oh, so you're following my posts around now?

Russians are nice in bed, especially the ones that were born right after Communism collapsed...
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« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2006, 07:57:00 PM »
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On 2006-05-03 16:52:00, Paul Smith wrote:

"Oh, so you're following my posts around now?



Russians are nice in bed, especially the ones that were born right after Communism collapsed..."


That's right baby! Studies show that the only way to get rid of a stalker.........is to start stalking the stalker themselves!!! Hahahaha.
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« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2006, 08:48:00 PM »
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On 2006-05-03 16:53:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:

"Damn them Russian Mail order dames got more expensive.

Revelation indeed had no weight with me.
--Benjamin Franklin, American Founding Father, author, and inventor

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They have a mouth on them too!
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« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2006, 08:49:00 PM »
Are you coming on to me?
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« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2006, 08:52:00 PM »
Hell no!!!!!
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« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2006, 11:09:00 PM »
Buy a blow-up doll, name it after your favorite program troll, give it real pretty makeup and lingerie, and stick various items in its orifices.  

Insert a voice box into the blow up doll that spouts standard program phrases, "Your kid is like a pizza...."  "How is that a mirror for your life", etc., all with that same carrot shoves up its ass.

Rent a Rolls Royce, drive to Utah on premium gas, and parade ten program blow-up dolls down the highway, using a megaphone.  Be sure to call the local news channel for coverage of your event.
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« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2006, 12:25:00 AM »
Set them up with an E*Trade account, and teach them how to trade?
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« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2006, 12:48:00 AM »
Start up a small business, such as getting all the tools for a kick ass car wash business, purchasing a popcorn or soft serve cart to take to local fairs or schools or the neighborhood, maybe an Avon startup or something fun and part-time.  Purchase a few used vending machines and sign a contract to have them placed in stores, then buy more machines with the profits and keep expanding.
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« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2006, 02:09:00 AM »
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On 2006-05-03 21:59:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:

"Porn always sells good.

I am married, not Buried !
-- Steve Webb

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Id bet program fetish porn would sell pretty well. Youd be amazed how many people shiver at domination and the like.

Who wants to model?  :grin:
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DannyB on the internet:I CALLED A LAWYER TODAY TO SEE IF I COULD SUE YOUR ASSES FOR DOING THIS BUT THAT WAS NOT POSSIBLE.

CCMGirl on program restraints: "DON\'T TAZ ME BRO!!!!!"

TheWho on program survivors: "From where I sit I see all the anit-program[sic] people doing all the complaining and crying."

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« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2006, 03:06:00 AM »
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On 2006-05-03 23:15:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:

"We can set you up with Sue Scheff stuffed into black leather for you. Let you have good time long time.  ::puke::
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« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2006, 04:39:00 AM »
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On 2006-05-03 07:47:00, Three Springs Waygookin wrote:

"Link me!!! come on man... that is the trip of the lifetime... LINK LINK LINK

All who doubted or denied would be lost. To live a moral and honest life -- to keep your contracts, to take care of wife and child -- to make a happy home -- to be a good citizen, a patriot, a just and thoughtful man, was simply a respectable way of going to hell.
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http://www.freighterworld.com
('mv' London Senator/Savannah to Valencia)
('mv' Hanjin/Asia to USA)
http://www.waytorussia.net
http://www.traveldocs.com (for your Visas)
http://www.passplanet.com
http://www.hostels.ru
http://www.newkoyo.com
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« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2006, 10:17:00 AM »
Teach them to become a professional handicapper in horse racing.

I'm only thinking about this since the Kentucky Derby is this Saturday! BTW........my pick is Barbaro (#8), Edgar Prado is the jockey. Current odds are 4-1.
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