DysfunctionJunction-My Story

[Dysfunktionjunktion]

Here I am to defend my honor.  I know you all missed me, but I was at Hamburger U learning about the new way to cook fries without as much fat. BUT-I did stop at HLA during my travels to make sure all the inmates had been taken home to their loving families. As you know, I have reported to you that HLA would be shut down (many weeks ago, in fact). I ran into my friend ROBERT BRUCE, who is the night janitor at HLA. He told me that all the inmates are STILL THERE!  How could that BE?  I ordered that it be CLOSED!  Since they fired ME, there is no use for the place. Why don't these parents READ the wisdom I am writing on this forum?  Don't they KNOW that I SPEAK THE TRUTH. NO ONE else speaks the truth. All my LIES are the truth.  

Don't make fun of me. It makes me cry. That mean Karen person hurts my feelings so I make up lies about her and I go find her posts from a year ago on a college forum.  That shows all of you how smart and special I am. I AM A MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL, who just happens to cook fries as a hobby.

I am the LORD- not Overlordd. I am Underlordd.  I am Dysfunctional and proud of it.
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On 2006-05-02 12:53:00, odie wrote:

"

If you're referring to me, I've just been really busy and doing a lot of travelling.

Actually I wasn't referring to you but its nice to see all your admirers out there. I don't find you annoying at all. As the old saying goes you bring the fun to dysfunctional. Nice to hear  from you though and maybe some day we will meet each other in our travels. :nworthy:

...it does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds..

--Samuel Adams

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Hey, Odie.  Didn't you just get back from SE Asia?  How was the trip?

I'll be in Japan next week for work, but I should have some time to do a little "touristing."  Should be a good trip.

[RobertBruce]

Karen youve been out of work?

Dont mental health professionals call that projecting?

[Dysfunktionjunktion]

I am on my knees confessing. Karen never threatened me. I pretended she did when I logged in with my KareninDallas login name. I feel big and important when I make her look bad. I know she wasn't working last year but she was getting a big severance, but I like to tell everyone that she still isn't working, even though I have no idea what she is doing. Since I am the KING, I like to pretend I know everything. Did you see how funny I was when I posted her posts from the college advice forum?  I pretended those were recent posts, even though they were from last year, too.  

I actually love Karen and I hate that she won't answer my IMs that I send her all the time.  It makes me cry.
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I know she wasn't working last year but she was getting a big severance...

only you know that, karen.  how pitiful to attack someone for something he doesn't do, while you post anon and with a phony login.  how's your flunkie kid's repeat of his junior year going?  is he gonna pass it this time?  does your unemployment check cover blair's tuition or did you have to sue someone to get the cash?

[RobertBruce]

Oh my so many interesting new things to learn.

So Karen you got fired and couldnt find a job for a whole year...all the while your junkie kid after having gone through your beloved reprogramming camp still failed his junior year of high school?

Wow. Youre a wonderful mother.

So what are you doing now? I mean you ramble on here day in day out so you must not work...unless of course you have a night job...maybe as a janitor? Little more projection going on?

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On 2006-03-11 14:23:00, Anonymous wrote:

"isnt Karen beautiful?



"

you probably should avoid poking fun, karen.  just look at you.  go for a walk or something.

[Dysfunktionjunktion]

Oh, Robert. You don't need to help me. As soon as TSW wakes up over there in Korea, he will help me.

It was great seeing you last week, Robert- make sure those little shits don't escape.

You don't have to lie either, Robert. But maybe it's good that you do, since it will show EVERYONE what GREAT LIARS WE ARE.

I know we wish Karen's son flunked, but we know that isn't true. He is one of the top students and you know that from all the posts on the other forum which you were so smart to post over here and since you know where he is going to college. You don't flunk and go to college there. I wish WE were as smart as he is. Then we wouldn't have to cook fries and clean up crap at HLA.  

Kiss, kiss, Robert.
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[RobertBruce]

Oh my God the fun never ends with you.

 :grin:  :grin:  :grin:

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On 2006-05-02 14:18:00, Dysfunktionjunktion wrote:

"Oh, Robert. You don't need to help me. As soon as TSW wakes up over there in Korea, he will help me.

It was great seeing you last week, Robert- make sure those little shits don't escape.

You don't have to lie either, Robert. But maybe it's good that you do, since it will show EVERYONE what GREAT LIARS WE ARE.

I know we wish Karen's son flunked, but we know that isn't true. He is one of the top students and you know that from all the posts on the other forum which you were so smart to post over here and since you know where he is going to college. You don't flunk and go to college there. I wish WE were as smart as he is. Then we wouldn't have to cook fries and clean up crap at HLA.  

Kiss, kiss, Robert."

ohhhh, now i get it.  you're tsw's personal troll, too.  he's been talking about that recently.  my, you must be so busy at work (lol) because you only have time to troll three diffent people at once all day every day.  i guess that lawyering is "a little slow" for you.  do your friends know what you do on here?  i bet you keep it secret.  your own little secret...

[Dysfunktionjunktion]

Robert, why are you posting all of those pictures of your girlfriend all over this forum and saying that she is Karen?  That's very mean and your girlfriend would not appreciate it. What a HOG, by the way.

I thought you could do better with all those little cuties at HLA.
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"I'm sorry about your job- I've been "idle" for a few months, too. This lawyer-stuff isn't so secure anymore.
Karen"

remember this one, karen?  how many unemployment checks do they give out in texas?

[RobertBruce]

Dear God woman you just dont know when to quit. If you dont realize what a joke you are by this point by all means continue you certianlly make for a good laugh.

[Dysfunktionjunktion]

Robert- you are a whiney little twit. You are so afraid that the great Dysfunction Junction won't protect you from the mean, bad posters that you dump on Karen. You know I am not Karen.  I am WAY too clever to be a lawyer- or a female. Karen isn't the only one who can outsmart you little losers.
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[Troll Control]

you said this:

"I know we wish Karen's son flunked, but we know that isn't true. He is one of the top students and you know that from all the posts on the other forum which you were so smart to post over here"

and this:

"My son actually had to drop back and do another junior year to enter Blair...So-we get to pay for yet another year of education. It has turned out to be a good thing for him. He is very mature since he is a year older than many of his classmates, and it really benefits him athletically."

looks like a certain unemployed lawyer has a problem with truth-telling.  at least now we can believe you're a lawyer.  you do lie a lot.