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Bob, please answer my question
« on: November 19, 2005, 05:31:00 PM »
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You hit the nail on the head about this forum. It's a joke 'round here. You get rid of folks like Richie Rich there, and KimHueso, and some of the other medded 'n drugged up paranoid neurotics in these parts you might have yerself a damm near good forum. 'nuff sed."




So... you think you deserve 5th phase, do ya? Ok, you tell me. How, exactly, do you propose that I get rid of those misbehavers who you have determined are cliquing and fucking up? Exactly what means of coercion should I use, on your behalf, to prevent those undesirables from posting while allowing you to hold forth on whatever comes to your mind?



And by what set of criteria am I supposed to decide who stays and who goes? Whoever you say?



What, exactly, are you asking me to do and how much are you willing to pay me to do it for you?



(I get anywhere from $20 - $50 hr, depending in part on how much I like the customer and/or the project. And I'd have to hire people to do as you're asking and I reserve the right to tell any current or prospective client to pound sand on the grounds that there are some things I won't do for money)

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"  Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
-- Charlie Brown, _Peanuts_ [Charles Schulz]

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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2005, 08:59:00 PM »
heh heh. This is entertainment. Excuse me while I make some popcorn. "Bob", don't answer til I get back.
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2005, 05:55:00 PM »
:nworthy: All praise Bob!  :nworthy:

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"  
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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2005, 08:30:00 PM »
Dobbs is my higher power.
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2005, 08:37:00 PM »
I've sold my $oul to Dobbs! Praise Bob!!
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2005, 11:36:00 AM »
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Tell me where this picture comes from please, I think it is humor.
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2005, 11:39:00 AM »
I shit it out of my ass.
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2005, 02:52:00 PM »
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Tell me where this picture comes from please, I think it is humor."


The Church of the Subgenius.

Nobody writes curriculum for self-determined spiritual individuals and expects to sell it in the public school market.

http://www.johntaylorgatto.com/chapters/13e.htm' target='_new'>John Taylor Gatto

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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2005, 03:06:00 PM »
"view source" for the original url
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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2005, 03:08:00 PM »
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Tell me where this picture comes from please, I think it is humor.

If you think that The Church is some kind of joke, then BY GOD you'll never get the "punchline."
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