Author Topic: Aks Dat Niggah (advice thread)  (Read 14846 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
Aks That Nigger (advice column)
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2005, 10:38:00 PM »
Yo Mr. Nigger,

Why you and the boys always sittin around on the front porch? Don't you have a back yard?
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Rumpofsteelskin

  • Posts: 80
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
Aks That Nigger (advice column)
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2005, 10:43:00 PM »
At last some legimate quesshun. No de yards ain't much and we likes de po'ch. Mo'e t'see fum dere anyway. Next quesshun.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »
Livin\' and jivin\' and diggin\' the skin I\'m in

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
Aks That Nigger (advice column)
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2005, 10:47:00 PM »
kool cigs and fried chicken, whats with that man?
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
Aks That Nigger (advice column)
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2005, 10:51:00 PM »
Yo Nigger Man,

Why are your hommies always buying pants 10 sizes to big?

I must be a real pain in the ass to always be yanking your pant's up all the time?

Do you think it's cool to show the world you undewear?

What's up with that?
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Rumpofsteelskin

  • Posts: 80
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
Aks That Nigger (advice column)
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2005, 10:52:00 PM »
Quote
kool cigs and fried chicken, what's with that man?

now hold on here, sucka! i'll answer this hyar one, but af'er thet, i be wantin' t' git quesshuns axin fo' ADVICE, not quesshuns about how niggas live. We jus' LIKES 'em is all. Ain't you like yo'self some chikken? Shit.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »
Livin\' and jivin\' and diggin\' the skin I\'m in

Offline Rumpofsteelskin

  • Posts: 80
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
Aks That Nigger (advice column)
« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2005, 10:54:00 PM »
Quote
Yo Nigger Man,

Why are your hommies always buying pants 10 sizes to big?

I must be a real pain in the ass to always be yanking your pant's up all the time?

Do you think it's cool to show the world you undewear?

Next quesshun.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »
Livin\' and jivin\' and diggin\' the skin I\'m in

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
Aks That Nigger (advice column)
« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2005, 10:56:00 PM »
Sorry Mr. Nig............

Maybe you could shed some light on the pressing Muslim issue. What should we do about the terrorist and muslim sympathizers preaching hate in the mosques?
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
Aks That Nigger (advice column)
« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2005, 11:00:00 PM »
How much sugar do you use when you mix up a packet of strawberry kool aid?
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Rumpofsteelskin

  • Posts: 80
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
Aks That Nigger (advice column)
« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2005, 11:03:00 PM »
Quote
Sorry Mr. Nig............

Maybe you could shed some light on the pressing Muslim issue. What should we do about the terrorist and muslim sympathizers preaching hate in the mosques?

Thank ya'. Whut t'do about dem? Let dem preach whut de fuck dey want, dis is America. But let dem towell-haided muthafukkas try any bullshit on MAH' block and dey'll be so'ry...
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »
Livin\' and jivin\' and diggin\' the skin I\'m in

Offline Rumpofsteelskin

  • Posts: 80
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
Aks That Nigger (advice column)
« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2005, 11:04:00 PM »
Quote
How much sugar do you use when you mix up a packet of strawberry kool aid?

I duzn't drink dat shit, but whuteva' tastes right. I'd say 'bout 4-5 uh dem.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »
Livin\' and jivin\' and diggin\' the skin I\'m in

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
Aks That Nigger (advice column)
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2005, 11:05:00 PM »
:nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :smokin:
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
Aks That Nigger (advice column)
« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2005, 11:08:00 PM »
Just one more question before I hit the hay Mr. Nig if you don't mind.

What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Rumpofsteelskin

  • Posts: 80
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • View Profile
Aks That Nigger (advice column)
« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2005, 11:16:00 PM »
Quote
Just one more question before I hit the hay Mr. Nig if you don't mind.

What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

Now why ya' gots'ta hit me wid sump'n so damn DEEP? :tup:
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »
Livin\' and jivin\' and diggin\' the skin I\'m in

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
Aks That Nigger (advice column)
« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2005, 11:48:00 PM »
Quote
On 2005-09-26 20:16:00, Rumpofsteelskin wrote:

"
Quote
Just one more question before I hit the hay Mr. Nig if you don't mind.



What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?


Now why ya' gots'ta hit me wid sump'n so damn DEEP? :tup:"


dis heah nigga is the one i want to slap my ass!!!
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »

Offline Anonymous

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 164653
  • Karma: +3/-4
    • View Profile
Aks That Nigger (advice column)
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2005, 12:22:00 AM »
You da man Nig........... :tup:
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Guest »