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« Reply #45 on: October 01, 2005, 09:46:00 PM »
Yo. I bes rappin' wit my cats da otha day, an dis nigga be commin' up ta me like, "yo beatch, you wanna piece a dis cake" and I's like, "yo foo, back up off dis shit o you fit a git punked gee." Dis nigga ain't steppin' back fo sure so I's like "damn nig you's an you boys bes git back cause I'm straight gamin' ta bust yo grill." He be like "yo I ain fraid no busta ass negro." Wat I's spose tah do 'bout dis cat yo? Help a brotha out.
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« Reply #46 on: October 01, 2005, 10:03:00 PM »
Shoot at his toes and make him dance.
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« Reply #47 on: October 01, 2005, 10:37:00 PM »
Yo Rump-dawg,

Dis' nigga got a problem wit' some righ jive ass mothafuckin' white boyz. Dem' and they fancy little bimmaz think they can floss wit' mah little sistah. Now normally I'd jes' crack they mothafuckin' skullz. But you know how it be, and I jes' got out the pen. Fo sho I can't be fuckin' around. Without bitchin' out and makin' the homies take care of dis' shit fo me, how da fuck can I put these little punk ass bitchez in line?

- Bo
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« Reply #48 on: October 01, 2005, 10:46:00 PM »
Yo Bo,
You bes talkin' shit nigga? You best be steppin' back wit you flava less you fit a git busted. I aint no trick ass nigga an dis nigga don heitate a bust a niggs azz. Yo trickin' azz cant be dancin' wit my dogz o cause my dogs be bustin' a nigas head. Yo I learn how ta bust som azz from lisnin tah dat "fity cent" shit yo. Dat nigga speaks ta me through his words yo. Dat nigga speak tah my heart. I's a tru gangsta. Yeah I drives a bimma dat mah pappy buys me but I's still a tru thug yo. I's representin
 evry day. Busta azz nigga. Word
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« Reply #49 on: October 01, 2005, 10:47:00 PM »
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On 2005-10-01 19:37:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Yo Rump-dawg,



Dis' nigga got a problem wit' some righ jive ass mothafuckin' white boyz. Dem' and they fancy little bimmaz think they can floss wit' mah little sistah. Now normally I'd jes' crack they mothafuckin' skullz. But you know how it be, and I jes' got out the pen. Fo sho I can't be fuckin' around. Without bitchin' out and makin' the homies take care of dis' shit fo me, how da fuck can I put these little punk ass bitchez in line?



- Bo"


slap my ass
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« Reply #50 on: October 01, 2005, 10:49:00 PM »
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On 2005-10-01 19:46:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Yo Bo,

You bes talkin' shit nigga? You best be steppin' back wit you flava less you fit a git busted. I aint no trick ass nigga an dis nigga don heitate a bust a niggs azz. Yo trickin' azz cant be dancin' wit my dogz o cause my dogs be bustin' a nigas head. Yo I learn how ta bust som azz from lisnin tah dat "fity cent" shit yo. Dat nigga speaks ta me through his words yo. Dat nigga speak tah my heart. I's a tru gangsta. Yeah I drives a bimma dat mah pappy buys me but I's still a tru thug yo. I's representin

 evry day. Busta azz nigga. Word "


purr..................
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« Reply #51 on: October 01, 2005, 11:39:00 PM »
SO,  whatv a'vice ya B needen.. BEeeaaTTcccch!! .
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If you would have justice in this world, then begin to see that a human being is not a means to some end.  People are not commodities.  When human beings are just to one another government becomes obsolete and real freedom is born; SPIRITUAL ANARCHY.

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« Reply #52 on: October 02, 2005, 02:31:00 AM »
Dawg, sounds like you need yo shit pushed in. Dun make me break mah steel rod off in yo pussy ass. I'll slap yo daddy too and steal his bitch ass' bimma. Whack ass nigga.

Bo
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« Reply #53 on: October 02, 2005, 02:52:00 AM »
rRi-ght. You would die first.
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If you would have justice in this world, then begin to see that a human being is not a means to some end.  People are not commodities.  When human beings are just to one another government becomes obsolete and real freedom is born; SPIRITUAL ANARCHY.

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« Reply #54 on: October 02, 2005, 11:00:00 AM »
I'd pay a quarter to see THIS fight!
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« Reply #55 on: October 02, 2005, 06:22:00 PM »
Wouldn't be no fight, I'd snap this little pussy ass nigga like a twig.

Bo
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« Reply #56 on: October 03, 2005, 12:06:00 AM »
Dear Mr Nigger

You (sho nuf) need to work on your Ebonics.
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« Reply #57 on: October 03, 2005, 12:27:00 AM »
which nigger are y' sayin' this to?
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« Reply #58 on: October 03, 2005, 01:36:00 AM »
white boy.
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« Reply #59 on: October 03, 2005, 02:38:00 AM »
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On 2005-10-02 21:27:00, Anonymous wrote:

"which nigger are y' sayin' this to?"


Its "niggah".
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