Q: My SyN-bot is unable to spell/comprehend spoken English. Why is this?
A: The SyN model B-25, and the B-25A-B were equipped with built a built-in translator, allowing it to understand and repeat simple phrases, with a maximum word ROM capacity of 142 words (147 for model B-25B) allowing it to effectively understand and carry out simple demands. Spelling functions for all SyN model robots prior to the B-25C models were factory set to the Second Grade Level, which may explain why it says "dichotomy" when it really means to say "hierarchy". While taking your SyN-bot out onto the Fornits Fora, please disregard any and all speeling (sic) errors; correcting your SyN-bot may damage its self-esteem module.
RECALLS, (model B-25A,B,C)
:1374: - Faulty electrical harness leading to capacitator damage can cause faults in propaganda circuits.
:1356: - Original equipment Ramrod should be replaced with the stronger alloy based ramrod from a Cruz-bot.
:1344: - Loss of data due to SyN-bot being too stupid to even breathe properly can be solved by installing compressed air canister in upper torso.
For any further questions or recall updates, please contact the IMR, or visit the Elan School.
Warranty - 1-888-ELAN-IMR
Repair - 1-888-ELAN-BOT
email:
elanrobotfactory@poland.k12.edu