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« on: September 18, 2005, 02:55:00 AM »
Somebody wrote this chuckleworthy bit:

"Art you're also a fucking idiot.
There's no excuse for the way you morons abuse the english language.You speak like retarded 6 year olds.
Reporter, Pink and friends are all literate and eloquent.
The rest of you are a bunch of dingleberries.
Choke on shit , morons."

TO WHICH SYN THE HALFWIT RESPONDED
(in a language that is less like english and more like some sort of simian grunt)

"literate and eloquent eh?? literate meaning well read or you can decipher the droolish dribble that oozes out from pinks mouth. do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple?
If you know anything about abusing the english language you would not have made that statement.

your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue.
untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up.

a friendly fuk you till then.
M"

HERE IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU, SYN,
AS A CRIME AGAINST THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS A CRIME AGAINST THE CIVILISED:


I won't even ATTEMPT to translate this drivel into english as it would prove an unsurmountable feat if ever attempted.
"abashinging"?
This is not even a WORD in the english language.
I will not bother to correct your repeated misuse of the words 'your' and 'you're'.
( "your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue")
Can you spot the error in THAT statement?
My guess is that you cannot.

As for this indecipherable blather:
"Do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple? "
Even if I tried to substitute the made up and undefinable word "abashinging" with something that RESEMBLED
an english verb, the sentence would STILL make zero sense.
Was this not your first language?

Oh-
lol!

"untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up. "


It's abundantly clear.
You DON'T speak english, do you?

Are you completely incapable of stringing together a few simple words to convey a complete thought?

Not ONE thing you have said either
A) makes sense
or
B) Is said in an above 3rd grade level manner.


The more you speak, the deeper the hole.
Stop digging, admit defeat and adjust to your below average capacities.

Idiot.

You are the worst kind of nincompoop.
The sort that hasn't a clue that he is one.
Good luck with that job at Burger World.
I hear you get all the fries you can eat there.
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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2005, 02:57:00 AM »
:nworthy:


I'm pretty sure that shit Syn said was in Swahili!
Fucking dingbat! :rofl:
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2005, 02:58:00 AM »
My favorite part is that he's trying to sound smart (I think) and sounding like Chris Burke instead.
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2005, 04:05:00 AM »
Here's a picture of Syn running around by the sunken car in Maine.
Already 18 in this picture, syn was doing a victory dance for just having finished the book "The velveteen Rabbit"
Although he did not understand most of the words, he loved the purty pictures.
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2005, 08:33:00 AM »
That old station wagon still there?? WOW, would of thought it rotted out by now. How far in the ground did it sink when you were there?

You know, Marty molested alot of little boys in girls in that car.
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2005, 09:44:00 AM »
Quote
On 2005-09-17 23:55:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Somebody wrote this chuckleworthy bit:



"Art you're also a fucking idiot.

There's no excuse for the way you morons abuse the english language.You speak like retarded 6 year olds.

Reporter, Pink and friends are all literate and eloquent.

The rest of you are a bunch of dingleberries.

Choke on shit , morons."



TO WHICH SYN THE HALFWIT RESPONDED

(in a language that is less like english and more like some sort of simian grunt)



"literate and eloquent eh?? literate meaning well read or you can decipher the droolish dribble that oozes out from pinks mouth. do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple?

If you know anything about abusing the english language you would not have made that statement.



your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue.

untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up.



a friendly fuk you till then.

M"



HERE IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU, SYN,

AS A CRIME AGAINST THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS A CRIME AGAINST THE CIVILISED:





I won't even ATTEMPT to translate this drivel into english as it would prove an unsurmountable feat if ever attempted.

"abashinging"?

This is not even a WORD in the english language.

I will not bother to correct your repeated misuse of the words 'your' and 'you're'.

( "your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue")

Can you spot the error in THAT statement?

My guess is that you cannot.



As for this indecipherable blather:

"Do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple? "

Even if I tried to substitute the made up and undefinable word "abashinging" with something that RESEMBLED

an english verb, the sentence would STILL make zero sense.

Was this not your first language?



Oh-

lol!



"untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up. "





It's abundantly clear.

You DON'T speak english, do you?



Are you completely incapable of stringing together a few simple words to convey a complete thought?



Not ONE thing you have said either

A) makes sense

or

B) Is said in an above 3rd grade level manner.





The more you speak, the deeper the hole.

Stop digging, admit defeat and adjust to your below average capacities.



Idiot.



You are the worst kind of nincompoop.

The sort that hasn't a clue that he is one.

Good luck with that job at Burger World.

I hear you get all the fries you can eat there."


oops got me on abashing should have been abashen
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?b ... &x=19&y=18
to destroy the self-possession or self-confidence of : DISCONCERT
synonym see EMBARRASS
 when you go after you and you're and thats all you have to attack me with then again i laugh in your troll face.  stop being a bag head and maybe i would care. when you try to embaress me  by posting lame pics of your self and calling me gay thats just more proof i was right.
but i'll give you that one, and the your and you're the rest of was obviously to much for you to understand. and its spelled(civilized see above.) which is fine i truly dont care. to busy typing to catch those, but the statement holds its own, and why did you put a picture of yourself up pink? thats just gay.  
  Is it the fact i called you an idiot?
I did mean it.  correct my grammer all you want i dont mind in fact thanks for helping out there bub.[ This Message was edited by: SyN on 2005-09-18 06:46 ]
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2005, 09:48:00 AM »
and for christ sake stop posting after your self agreeing with your self.  3 in a row is PATHETIC  
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2005, 09:50:00 AM »
where is that pic taken though?  never saw that part of elan, sunken car?
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2005, 01:27:00 PM »
Quote
On 2005-09-18 06:44:00, SyN wrote:

"
Quote

On 2005-09-17 23:55:00, Anonymous wrote:



"Somebody wrote this chuckleworthy bit:







"Art you're also a fucking idiot.



There's no excuse for the way you morons abuse the english language.You speak like retarded 6 year olds.



Reporter, Pink and friends are all literate and eloquent.



The rest of you are a bunch of dingleberries.



Choke on shit , morons."







TO WHICH SYN THE HALFWIT RESPONDED



(in a language that is less like english and more like some sort of simian grunt)







"literate and eloquent eh?? literate meaning well read or you can decipher the droolish dribble that oozes out from pinks mouth. do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple?



If you know anything about abusing the english language you would not have made that statement.







your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue.



untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up.







a friendly fuk you till then.



M"







HERE IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU, SYN,



AS A CRIME AGAINST THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS A CRIME AGAINST THE CIVILISED:











I won't even ATTEMPT to translate this drivel into english as it would prove an unsurmountable feat if ever attempted.



"abashinging"?



This is not even a WORD in the english language.



I will not bother to correct your repeated misuse of the words 'your' and 'you're'.



( "your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue")



Can you spot the error in THAT statement?



My guess is that you cannot.







As for this indecipherable blather:



"Do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple? "



Even if I tried to substitute the made up and undefinable word "abashinging" with something that RESEMBLED



an english verb, the sentence would STILL make zero sense.



Was this not your first language?







Oh-



lol!







"untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up. "











It's abundantly clear.



You DON'T speak english, do you?







Are you completely incapable of stringing together a few simple words to convey a complete thought?







Not ONE thing you have said either



A) makes sense



or



B) Is said in an above 3rd grade level manner.











The more you speak, the deeper the hole.



Stop digging, admit defeat and adjust to your below average capacities.







Idiot.







You are the worst kind of nincompoop.



The sort that hasn't a clue that he is one.



Good luck with that job at Burger World.



I hear you get all the fries you can eat there."




oops got me on abashing should have been abashen

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?b ... &x=19&y=18

to destroy the self-possession or self-confidence of : DISCONCERT

synonym see EMBARRASS

 when you go after you and you're and thats all you have to attack me with then again i laugh in your troll face.  stop being a bag head and maybe i would care. when you try to embaress me  by posting lame pics of your self and calling me gay thats just more proof i was right.

but i'll give you that one, and the your and you're the rest of was obviously to much for you to understand. and its spelled(civilized see above.) which is fine i truly dont care. to busy typing to catch those, but the statement holds its own, and why did you put a picture of yourself up pink? thats just gay.  

  Is it the fact i called you an idiot?

I did mean it.  correct my grammer all you want i dont mind in fact thanks for helping out there bub.[ This Message was edited by: SyN on 2005-09-18 06:46 ]"


First of all, shit for brains,
'civilised' is the correct british spelling of the word.
Look it up you illiterate dolt.
What a moron you are!
(civilised
A   adjective
1    civilized, civilised
       having a high state of culture and development both social and technological; "terrorist acts that shocked the civilized world"
2    civilized, civilised, cultivated, cultured, genteel, polite
       marked by refinement in taste and manners; "cultivated speech"; "cultured Bostonians"; "cultured tastes"; "a genteel old lady"; "polite society")

Now on to your other crime against
language
(although I must admit that i am not certain that the vernacular which you repeatedly misuse and abuse is indeed english....)

First of,
let me school your half retarded ass.
There is NO word 'abashen'.
You made this up.
The defintion of the word ABASH is "to make uneasy or to disconcert"
In the context in which you misused and misformed the word, it makes NO sense.
It does not mean what you intended for it to...
and the form "abashen" does not even EXIST in our language.

The olde (yes, titbrain, OLDE is spelled correctly) english word
"abaishen" (which is what I am assuming you were confused by)
has a meaning even FURTHER from the thought you attempted to convey.
'Abaishen' means "to lose composure".

I digress.
"embaress " is not  a word EITHER.
Embarrass, however, is.

Don't try to be something you're not.
Intelligence simply isn't your thing.


Lol.
I'm still laughing at your attempt to correct my correct spelling of CIVILISED , you uncivilised troglodyte.
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2005, 01:27:00 PM »
Quote
On 2005-09-18 06:44:00, SyN wrote:

"
Quote

On 2005-09-17 23:55:00, Anonymous wrote:



"Somebody wrote this chuckleworthy bit:







"Art you're also a fucking idiot.



There's no excuse for the way you morons abuse the english language.You speak like retarded 6 year olds.



Reporter, Pink and friends are all literate and eloquent.



The rest of you are a bunch of dingleberries.



Choke on shit , morons."







TO WHICH SYN THE HALFWIT RESPONDED



(in a language that is less like english and more like some sort of simian grunt)







"literate and eloquent eh?? literate meaning well read or you can decipher the droolish dribble that oozes out from pinks mouth. do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple?



If you know anything about abusing the english language you would not have made that statement.







your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue.



untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up.







a friendly fuk you till then.



M"







HERE IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU, SYN,



AS A CRIME AGAINST THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS A CRIME AGAINST THE CIVILISED:











I won't even ATTEMPT to translate this drivel into english as it would prove an unsurmountable feat if ever attempted.



"abashinging"?



This is not even a WORD in the english language.



I will not bother to correct your repeated misuse of the words 'your' and 'you're'.



( "your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue")



Can you spot the error in THAT statement?



My guess is that you cannot.







As for this indecipherable blather:



"Do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple? "



Even if I tried to substitute the made up and undefinable word "abashinging" with something that RESEMBLED



an english verb, the sentence would STILL make zero sense.



Was this not your first language?







Oh-



lol!







"untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up. "











It's abundantly clear.



You DON'T speak english, do you?







Are you completely incapable of stringing together a few simple words to convey a complete thought?







Not ONE thing you have said either



A) makes sense



or



B) Is said in an above 3rd grade level manner.











The more you speak, the deeper the hole.



Stop digging, admit defeat and adjust to your below average capacities.







Idiot.







You are the worst kind of nincompoop.



The sort that hasn't a clue that he is one.



Good luck with that job at Burger World.



I hear you get all the fries you can eat there."




oops got me on abashing should have been abashen

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?b ... &x=19&y=18

to destroy the self-possession or self-confidence of : DISCONCERT

synonym see EMBARRASS

 when you go after you and you're and thats all you have to attack me with then again i laugh in your troll face.  stop being a bag head and maybe i would care. when you try to embaress me  by posting lame pics of your self and calling me gay thats just more proof i was right.

but i'll give you that one, and the your and you're the rest of was obviously to much for you to understand. and its spelled(civilized see above.) which is fine i truly dont care. to busy typing to catch those, but the statement holds its own, and why did you put a picture of yourself up pink? thats just gay.  

  Is it the fact i called you an idiot?

I did mean it.  correct my grammer all you want i dont mind in fact thanks for helping out there bub.[ This Message was edited by: SyN on 2005-09-18 06:46 ]"


First of all, shit for brains,
'civilised' is the correct british spelling of the word.
Look it up you illiterate dolt.
What a moron you are!
(civilised
A   adjective
1    civilized, civilised
       having a high state of culture and development both social and technological; "terrorist acts that shocked the civilized world"
2    civilized, civilised, cultivated, cultured, genteel, polite
       marked by refinement in taste and manners; "cultivated speech"; "cultured Bostonians"; "cultured tastes"; "a genteel old lady"; "polite society")

Now on to your other crime against
language
(although I must admit that i am not certain that the vernacular which you repeatedly misuse and abuse is indeed english....)

First of,
let me school your half retarded ass.
There is NO word 'abashen'.
You made this up.
The defintion of the word ABASH is "to make uneasy or to disconcert"
In the context in which you misused and misformed the word, it makes NO sense.
It does not mean what you intended for it to...
and the form "abashen" does not even EXIST in our language.

The olde (yes, titbrain, OLDE is spelled correctly) english word
"abaishen" (which is what I am assuming you were confused by)
has a meaning even FURTHER from the thought you attempted to convey.
'Abaishen' means "to lose composure".

I digress.
"embaress " is not  a word EITHER.
Embarrass, however, is.

Don't try to be something you're not.
Intelligence simply isn't your thing.


Lol.
I'm still laughing at your attempt to correct my correct spelling of CIVILISED , you uncivilised troglodyte.
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2005, 01:41:00 PM »
"ABASH:
to destroy the self-possession or self-confidence of : DISCONCERT
synonym see EMBARRASS "


You utter brainfart!
ABASH DOES NOT FIT INTO THE SENTENCE, HAAH, EVEN
BY THE DEFINITION YOU LINKED ME TO!!
Did you even get past third grade?
This is amazing.
I have never encountered a grown human with such limited grasp on verbal communication.

Let me explain this.
Abash is only synonymous with embarrass in it's "disconcert/confuse/bother" definition....This is a less common use of the word, one which  a simpleton like yourself is in NO WAY ready to comprehend.
It does not mean to "make a fool of/embarrass" one's self.

If you were trying to say that I was "embarrassing myself"(which also makes no sense, but I will humor you)
Here are some words that would have done the trick (abash has no form that works in  your context):

A) You 'only 'shame' yourself
B)  You only "embarrass" yourself
C) You only "degrade" yourself
D) You only "undermine" yourself
E) You only "enfeeble" yourself
F) You only "debase" yourself

I could go on and on, but I won't as I do not feel like  teaching the unteachable.
After all, It's all semantics.


Go to college.
Finish high school atleast-
FUCK, FINISH JR HIGH!

You are a fucking DISGRACE.
 :wstupid:
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2005, 02:03:00 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2005, 04:55:00 PM »
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On 2005-09-18 13:02:00, artman11111 wrote:

"uncivilised troglodyte??

Either we havan educated idiot amongst us/ or someone needs a pat on the head and a hug for knowing how to read a dictionary...

Mike.. Give him a gold star and a choc bar

Thats what children crave,attention and candy

educated or otherwise ... your still an idiot"


It's the former, not the latter
you addle brained blockhead.
You have an educated sophisticate amongst you.
I haven't the need to consult a dictionary, Christ..nothing I have said has been an inch beyond elementary.
The fact that YOU would imagin anybody to need a dictionary to traslate the extremely simple english I have offered is shocking.
How inarticulate ARE YOU?
I even DUMBED MY SPEECHES DOWN in hopes that I would be able to translate my thoughts into MORONESE for you and Syn.
A child?
Art, I believe the word on the street is that you are a 40 something year old flunkie who spends endless hours on a MESSAGE BOARD ABOUT  A SCHOOL HE WAS AT DECADES AGO.
Who's the child?
Wait, no.
Calling YOU a child is a gross understatement.
You are more like a mentally impaired clown.

You and Syn must have a combined IQ of 60.
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2005, 04:58:00 PM »
" your still an idiot"


By the way-
It's "YOU'RE"
not "YOUR"
You fucking thick, imbecilic dullard!
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2005, 05:26:00 PM »
i dont have a limey dictionary, so dont expect me to care what the brits spelling is. but we also are in the United States therefore i use that dictionary el dinko. but i do enjoy your rants.  Mainly since i know your not out in public being this retarded. i think your town owes me a big thank you for having you waste so much time on my misuse of a single word.  Now you can keep feeding your ego if you want about me putting the wrong word in my sentence;  since it seems to bother you this much i guess i can apologize, but your still an idiot i could care less about.  No not an idiot you can google dictionary's and such, so no not an idiot.  
Your an asshole.  
But you have done more then enough to prove that here.   And dont think your bully tactics will work we arent going anywhere.
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