Artman11111 is going to Prison.....

[Anonymous]

On 2005-08-31 20:18:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:

"Sorry, but I wont be going down ther, have a business to run, something you would NEVER know about. I am sending as of now 2 of my foreman's and maybe a laborer or 2. So sit back and do nothing you non tax paying parasite, your sorry ass could never make a difference.
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And you are so sure I don't pay taxes huh? Actually I would be quite proud of myself if I were able to not pay taxes and support Bush's agenda of wiping out the world.

[Troll Control]

On 2005-08-31 17:24:00, artman11111 wrote:

"Its all goodMike

i have done my part... This filth and slime that is the reporter is slander. He can make up,and twist whatever words i said for anything he wants to post about... But notice he's not here today ?

He cant help himself=,its an illness.Truly i feel sorry for him. A person that could think such horrid things let alone post them is not a sane person and needs help. It is gonna come in one form or another.Whether our conversations with the authorities do any good or not,people like this are not safe in ANY COMMUNITY. Which is exactly what ive been told by a number of law enforcement people. Its completely outa my hands. This dysfunction guy can beat up AA all he wants and say whatever. it does not compare to the postings of reporter anon..

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"Looking at the world through the bottom of a glass...All I see is a man who fading fast..."

Merle Haggard

[Troll Control]

On 2005-09-01 06:46:00, artman11111 wrote:

"So your a comedian?

That story you wrote about my family has the same ip as the reporter... Your no longer anon..

Lemme know what your attorney says ...

Your 40,000 piece of equiptment is gonna look good in my yard....And thank you ...

You did exactly what the 3 of us expected...





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All joking aside, I can tell you for a fact that you aren't going to get a goddamn red cent for a being on the hot end of a flame war on a message board.

Firstly, it's not criminal, so you won't have recourse by that route.  Even if it were criminal - which it is not - you would have an interstate harassment claim to prove.  Good luck with that.  

Secondly, in order to receive "damages" (either compensatory or punitive) you will need to prove you suffered financial loss as a direct result of "the reporter's" actions.  If you can't show economic loss, you can't sue for damages.  It's really that simple.  

Don't forget that you were the one who offered up your full, legal name as well.  By doing so, you opened the door for others to reprint it.  Before you outed yourself, you were just some guy named "Artman11111."  That was your own stupid mistake and it is a valid defense to any claim you may make against others.  They didn't even know your name until YOU volunteered it.

Believe me when I tell you.  I have personal experience being on the receiving end of the same type of shit, but FAR WORSE, including direct threats of bodily harm, arson of my property and more.

What has been said on this board hardly rises to the criminal level, causes no financial loss and, in case you may not have noticed, you participated in threatening others with violence and made lewd sexual comments to some who may prove to be minors who posted here.  Your case, if it even could be brought, is crippled by your own behavior.

By the way, just having an IP address means nothing without a MAC address, subpoeanaed records from the ISP of the "offender" corroborating the times and dates of the postings AND subpoenaed records from the server upon which they were hosted, which, I believe, is in Canada.

Good luck getting international law enforcement cooperation to break up what amounts to a pissing contest between two adults on a message board.

Grow up.  If you weren't so goddamn compulsive about reading and responding to this shit, you'd realize, in the end analysis, nobody that matters reads it anyway.

[Anonymous]

Good Morning Art. :wave:

[xres8182]

On 2005-09-01 07:57:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Good Morning Art. :wave: "

Oops that was me,don't want Chief Baghead on my ass

[xres8182]

Not much,it finally stopped raining here after 3 days.Maybe now I can get away from this board for a while  :lol:

[The Elan Reporter]

[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:58 ]

[xres8182]

Hey,which prison are you going to? If you go to Joliet I could stop in and say Hi when I visit my sister.

[The Elan Reporter]

[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:58 ]

[xres8182]

Even better,It's MUCH nicer up here.

[Troll Control]

"The dodumentaion has been turned into law enforcement.What they do is on them ... As mike put it .. even if he arrives on a watch list"
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OK, Artie.  I gotta say I feel for you for being in the position you now find yourself.  What you need to understand though is that a significant portion of it was brought upon you by yourself, and what you've posted that I quoted above is feuling the fire, not extinguishing it.

These fellas can get pretty rough, and if you play their game (and it IS their game, you're a noob at it) they "gang-bang" (if you'll excuse the expression) you into submission.  Sadly, it's a game you perceive that you have "won," but the only way to win is not to play.  You're half-stepping with not playing.

The end result is going to be nil.  Nobody's going to end up on any watch list, get prosecuted, get sued, or even get "warned" by law enforcemnt or threatened by someone's attorney.  Exactly NONE of that shit is going to happen, so don't be disappointed when you find out that you just poured gas on the flames.

Empty threats are worth dick, and the one I quoted above, is as hollow as they come.  Don't get your fantastic thinking all geared up to where you think there's a "watchlist" for internet pissing contests.  You'll only be in for disappointment...

[The Elan Reporter]

[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:58 ]

[Troll Control]

I'm for burying the tomahawk and respecting the Hi-Yuh's.

[Anonymous]

On 2005-09-01 11:17:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:


And now back to the hi yuh yuh's..
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Thank god!  This pissing match was getting old!   Me suh want more hi-yuh' NOW!!!!!


Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh

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