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« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2005, 09:20:00 PM »
HEY ART :nworthy: NICE VERY NICE!
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« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2005, 09:32:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-24 18:08:00, artman11111 wrote:

"stevie

I have to say your amusing at the least.But arty farty? Are ya six? Your stories really demonstrate your complete insanity.Not to mention your tremendous need to be a star.Sometimes your actually funny.But most people arent laughing with you,just at you. But it sure makes for good reading. I feel sorry for you.You must be a very sad young man with too much time on your hands.

Not sure which anon personality i am writing too but i am sure one of them will enlighten us all with your witty return.

Just yesterday I promised myself I would stay away from this site for a while. But your so easy as Mike put it,and now I am amused by how you "act out" each time I post. Thanks for the laughs.

My invite still stands. I wouldnt chase a piece of shit,but would be happy to grind it into the ground if need be.Come on over ... you have the correct spelling of my last name as you have shown us all.I'm in the book

Thanks again

Arty Farty"

I'm laughing with him.And I sure ain't stevie.
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« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2005, 09:05:00 AM »
Art you just proved that you are a FAG. You want to hang your nuts off people? Need we say more? FAGGOT.
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« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2005, 09:51:00 AM »
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On 2005-08-24 18:08:00, artman11111 wrote:

"stevie

I have to say your amusing at the least.But arty farty? Are ya six? Your stories really demonstrate your complete insanity.Not to mention your tremendous need to be a star.Sometimes your actually funny.But most people arent laughing with you,just at you. But it sure makes for good reading. I feel sorry for you.You must be a very sad young man with too much time on your hands.

Not sure which anon personality i am writing too but i am sure one of them will enlighten us all with your witty return.

Just yesterday I promised myself I would stay away from this site for a while. But your so easy as Mike put it,and now I am amused by how you "act out" each time I post. Thanks for the laughs.

My invite still stands. I wouldnt chase a piece of shit,but would be happy to grind it into the ground if need be.Come on over ... you have the correct spelling of my last name as you have shown us all.I'm in the book

Thanks again

Arty Farty"


Art,

You are the one that acts out from time to time, you are the easy target here. As far as people laughing at me? No art, you have that backwards just like as in wearing your underpants backwards to save money from having to do laundry. You see the pepole that come from different forums and enjoy our material.

You are just a fool Art. As for your challenge that you offered? What kind of satisfaction do you think I can possibly get coming over to your lower class neighborhood? I certainly would not want to come over and beat you up, thats too easy Art. Besides Arty Farty, and NO i am not six, you most likely wouldnt even answer your door bell if I did come over,how on earth would you be able to get your fat ass off the chair to answer it?

See Art, you amuse us with your stupid posts. everytime you open your mouth more stupidity comes flowing out.

You are the one with only one friend at this board and you are also out numbered at this board. So keep telling yourself that "my offer still stands, I'm in the book" Hold on to that last string of hope and pride for yourself, heell that is all you have left in this game of life for you.

Your old fat, ricketity body could not physically even keep up with a 6 year olds strength. No art you keep that little hope and pride that you so desperatly keep reposting time after time, we need a sad lonely dried up wrinkly old man like yourself pretending to be a bad ass coming to this board. It amuses us.

Further more you are the one that has homosexual fantasys, you are turning cenial and your time is closing near the end. Give it up Art, in a few years they will be marking your grave site, Me? i'll be right here.
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« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2005, 06:02:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-25 06:51:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2005-08-24 18:08:00, artman11111 wrote:


"stevie


I have to say your amusing at the least.But arty farty? Are ya six? Your stories really demonstrate your complete insanity.Not to mention your tremendous need to be a star.Sometimes your actually funny.But most people arent laughing with you,just at you. But it sure makes for good reading. I feel sorry for you.You must be a very sad young man with too much time on your hands.


Not sure which anon personality i am writing too but i am sure one of them will enlighten us all with your witty return.


Just yesterday I promised myself I would stay away from this site for a while. But your so easy as Mike put it,and now I am amused by how you "act out" each time I post. Thanks for the laughs.


My invite still stands. I wouldnt chase a piece of shit,but would be happy to grind it into the ground if need be.Come on over ... you have the correct spelling of my last name as you have shown us all.I'm in the book


Thanks again


Arty Farty"




Art,



You are the one that acts out from time to time, you are the easy target here. As far as people laughing at me? No art, you have that backwards just like as in wearing your underpants backwards to save money from having to do laundry. You see the pepole that come from different forums and enjoy our material.



You are just a fool Art. As for your challenge that you offered? What kind of satisfaction do you think I can possibly get coming over to your lower class neighborhood? I certainly would not want to come over and beat you up, thats too easy Art. Besides Arty Farty, and NO i am not six, you most likely wouldnt even answer your door bell if I did come over,how on earth would you be able to get your fat ass off the chair to answer it?



See Art, you amuse us with your stupid posts. everytime you open your mouth more stupidity comes flowing out.



You are the one with only one friend at this board and you are also out numbered at this board. So keep telling yourself that "my offer still stands, I'm in the book" Hold on to that last string of hope and pride for yourself, heell that is all you have left in this game of life for you.



Your old fat, ricketity body could not physically even keep up with a 6 year olds strength. No art you keep that little hope and pride that you so desperatly keep reposting time after time, we need a sad lonely dried up wrinkly old man like yourself pretending to be a bad ass coming to this board. It amuses us.



Further more you are the one that has homosexual fantasys, you are turning cenial and your time is closing near the end. Give it up Art, in a few years they will be marking your grave site, Me? i'll be right here."

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Damn Art, you got dissed!
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« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2005, 06:04:00 PM »
Arthur Warshitski? :???:  He probably has lots of warts all over is fat wrinkled ass.
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« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2005, 07:25:00 AM »
My offer still stands, I am not a man.
My offer still stands, I am not a man.
My offer still stands, I am not a man.

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Vagina pack Ver1.5  "Critical update"

A Vagina pack is now available to all artmanbots, this patch will stop any and all verbal outbursts of Artmanbots pretending to be bad asses both online and in public.



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« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2005, 09:16:00 PM »
[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:40 ]
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fArt Warshitsky sucks dicks!!!

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« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2005, 03:52:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-24 10:33:00, Anonymous wrote:

"This old artman bot unit keeps saying how it was raised on the southside of Chicago and it still thinks at its age it is a bad ass. I mean this thing is OLD, it is covered with grey hairs, flabby muscle tissue and plenty of wrinkles across the face.

I don't even think the penis option on it works any longer.



Not only is this bot a burden but it also costs me money. It needs several servings of metimucil and now requires depends diapers for its many times a day leaks and unexpected accidents.



It also requires an elevated toilet seat becuase the artman bot can no longer bend down far enough to sit itself down on a toilet seat.



I thought about donating it to a senior citizen home but no homes will take it. A matter of fact, the homes wouldn't even take it if I paid them."


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