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Untimely death of another alumni
« on: August 18, 2003, 09:41:00 PM »
My buddy and long time fishing partner "Doug" passed away last night. Most of you know him from other boards.

I was never really interested in becoming involved in this whole internet Elan outcry (pro or con) but I enjoyed his efforts and often penned posts for him to contribute. Now I feel I must carry on in his place although he left the subject without any regrets a while back.

I was not in Elan when Doug was, but we got together about 3 years ago after he posted an email addy on another board I read. He was a selfless guy, and would offer you the shirt off his back if he even suspected you might need it. But he didnt take any BS either. his concept was "fight harder, someday you might HAVE to!" One crazy fool sometimes, but a loving father, larger than life, and quite animated. A gentle soul and funny as hell.

We lived only minutes from each other when we made contact. Doug had one of the best river boats around, he called it "cirrhosis of the river" A jet boat from hell. "400 frakin horses that swim" he would say

He was hit by a car while riding his Harley. Died instantly from massive head trauma. His final tragedy in a life full of them. Though youd never know he had a care in the world other than his friends and his family and his passion/talent for trophy salmon fishing.

Dougie, I miss you bud. Theres a housefull here who miss you too and if you can see us, or read this on the heavenly web...we're all smiling and crying at the same time for you brother.

Peace

Bill
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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2003, 10:26:00 PM »
Bill Iam so sorry for your loss, I too will miss my friend Doug.........Tho we were not at elan at the same time the chats and all the support he gave to me can never be forgotten......... My prays are with you and his family
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2003, 06:48:00 AM »
First you're sick and then you're worse
   And then it's time to call the hearse

   They put you in
   the cold, cold ground
   with all your relatives
   standing around.

   The worms crawl in
   The worms crawl out
   The worms they crawl
   all about

   The worms crawl in
   The worms crawl out
   They play pinochle
   on your snout!



   If you ever laugh
   when a hearse goes by,
   then you will be
   the next to die.

   They wrap you up
   in a bloody sheet
   and drop you six feet
   underneath.

   The worms crawl in,
   the worms crawl out.
   They play pinochle
   at your snout.

   A big, black spider
   from Paradise
   goes in your liver
   and out your eyes.  







   Did you ever think when a hearse goes by
   that you might be the next to die?
   They wrap you up in a dirty sheet
   and bury you down about six feet deep.

   The worms crawl in and the worms crawl   out
   the ants play pinochle in your snout.
   Then you turn a mushy green and pus squirts out
   like whipping cream.

   --   And I without my spoon but with a straw!

 
 
 

   Did you ever think as a hearse drives by
   That you may be the next to die

   The wrap you up in a big white sheet
   And throw you in six feet deep

   The worms crawl in the worms crawl out
   In your ears and out your snout

   Your eyes fall out,  your teeth decay
   A rotten end to a lovely day

 
 
 
 
   Oh never laugh when the hearse goes by
   or you'll be the one who's next to die

   They'll wrap you up in a bloody sheet
   and bury you six feet deep

   Worms crawl in and worms crawl out
   Worms play pinochle on your snout

   They'll put your guts on a piece of bread
   and that's what you'll eat when you are dead!

 
 
 


   Don't ever laugh as the hearse goes by
   For you may be the next to die.
   They put you in a big black box
   then cover you up with dirt and rocks.

   All goes well for about a week
   and then your coffin begins to leak.
   The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
   The worms play Pinochle on your snout.

   They eat your eyes, they eat your nose
   They eat the jelly between your toes.
   A big green worm with rolling eyes
   crawls in your stomache and out your eyes.

   Your stomach turns a slimy green
   and puss pours out like whipping creme.
   Spread it on a slice of bread,
   that's what you eat when you are dead.

 
 
 


   Did you ever see a hearse go by
   And wonder what it's like to die?

   I-ho, I-ho
   I-ho, I-ho
   How happy we shall be
   Bum bum

   They put you in a long black box
   And then they cover you up with rocks.

   I-ho, I-ho
   I-ho, I-ho
   How happy we shall be
   Bum bum

   The Worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
   They eat your guts then spit them out.

   I-ho, I-ho
   I-ho, I-ho
   How happy we shall be
   Bum bum

   And when your bones begin to rot
   The worms are there but you are not.

   I-ho, I-ho
   I-ho, I-ho
   How happy we shall be
   Bum bum

   The moral of this is very creative.
   Don't get buried but be cremated.

   I-ho, I-ho
   I-ho, I-ho
   How happy we shall be
   Bum bum

 
 
 
 
   Did you ever think when a hearse goes by,
   That you may be the next to die?

   They take you out to the family plot,
   And there you wither, decay, and rot.

   They wrap you up in a bloody sheet,
   And then they bury you six-feet deep.

   And all goes well for a week or two,
   And then things start to happen to you.

   The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
   The ants play pinochle on your snout!

   One of the worms that's not so shy,
   Crawls in one ear and out one eye.

   They call their friends and their friends' friends, too,
   They'll make a horrid mess of you!

   And then your blood turns yellow-green,
   And oozes out like whipping cream.

   [Spoken] Darn, me without a spoon!

   Your eyes fall in, your teeth fall out,
   Your liver turns to sauerkraut.

   So never laugh when a hearse goes by,
   For you may be the next to die.
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2003, 08:32:00 AM »
I enjoyed chatting with Doug on these boards and on Elanalum chat.  I'm sorry to hear this news.  May he rest in peace.
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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2003, 08:35:00 AM »
shut the fuck up Pete you shit eater.
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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2003, 08:55:00 AM »
Must you ruin everything including a memorial post?  Show some respect for the dead, you pathetic ass.
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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2003, 09:00:00 AM »
Sorry Pete, I'll go post in the peter moore section if it makes you happy.
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2003, 05:25:00 PM »
I CANT EVEN FUCKING BELIVE YOU I HOPE TO GOD YOU BURN IN HELL YOU ASS A HUMAN UNLIKE YOURSELF IS GONE AND YOU STILL POST YOUR CRAP ON HERE YOUR NOTHING WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING AND WHEN YOUR GONE NOT A SOUL WILL CARE!
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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2003, 08:33:00 PM »
I think I owe you an apoligy,I didnt mean anything bad for posting those silly songs,I admit it was and bad taste and I realized it after I posted it.I actually was trying to delete them but anoynmous posters cant delete posts by them.

I am sorry for any incovinece it may have caused.What really got to me is that Peter posted here and I couldn't help myself in not saying something back to him.

You have my condolences who ever you are.But not you Peter....."YOU FUCKER"
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« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2003, 08:38:00 PM »
While Doug was no fan of mine, and I of he, we agreed to disagree....his rhetorical style and extreme passion for his viewpoint is highly admired by me...even if he was "anti" and hated my participation of anything about Elan...as many here do to...

I hope his friends and family find peace in their memories of Doug...and that he's found that perfect salmon fishing sunset..

Dan
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2003, 02:09:00 AM »
Hey Dano...unfortunatley for you I am not dead bud.

I dont have time or desire to explain it all, but the story is at elanalum.com if you feel the need to read.

I dont hate you Dan, I've never had the time or conviction to hate anyone. I just think you're crowding the Elan spotlight..oh and I think you're generally full of shit...so what? Does it cause you to lose any sleep? I sure hope not. Hating you would, in a roundabout way fullfill your need for attention, not unlike the oodles of former Elan residents who refuse to just let Elan go and make an effort to have a happy life instead of seeking out as many excuses they can to be, and continue being miserable.
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2003, 03:16:00 PM »
...or trying to make others miserable by the constant lies and hate speech on this Web site.  Especially that asshole who writes those nasty lies about Marc, Marty, Peter Moore, Mike Lewandowski, Fred Konapasek and Jeff Gottlieb.  Your excuses are lame and so are you. How dare you try to make others feel unwelcome to post here.  They went through the hell of Elan like you just as you did.  You should be supporting each other, not trying to bring them down.

The Elan survivors/alumni have been through enough hell.  Directing hate speech and lies towards each other does no good.
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2003, 03:36:00 PM »
Doug is alive and well.  It was a different Doug Davies.  Check the Elanalum board for more info.
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2003, 04:13:00 PM »
Great to have you among living..

I AM full of it especially after eating pasta with brussel spouts!  :smile: :grin:

Keep up the great rhetoric   :lol:

Dan
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