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« on: June 23, 2006, 07:48:00 AM »
RISE N SHINE N GIVE GOD THE GLORY, GLORY !
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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2006, 07:57:00 AM »
1. Isn't it strange how a 20 dollar bill
seems like such a large
amount when
you donate it to church, but
such a small amount
when you go shopping?


2. Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when
you're at church, and how
short they seem when you're
watching a good movie?



3. Isn't it strange that you can't
find a word to say when
you're praying,
but you have no trouble
thinking what to talk about
with a friend?



4. Isn't it strange how difficult
and boring it is to read
one chapter
of the Bible, but how easy
it is to read 100 pages of
a popular novel or ZANE GREY book?




5. Isn't it strange how everyone
wants front-row-tickets
to concerts or
games, but they do whatever
is possible to sit at the last
row in Church?






6. Isn't it strange how we need to
know about an event for Church 2-3
weeks before the day so we can
include it in our agenda, but we can
adjust it for other events at
the last minute?






7. Isn't it strange how difficult it
is to learn a fact about God to share it
with others, but how easy
it is to learn, understand,
extend and repeat gossip?







8. Isn't it strange how we
believe everything
that magazines and newspapers
say, but we question the words in the
Bible?






9. Isn't it strange how everyone
wants a place in
heaven, but they don't want
to believe, do, or say anything
to get there?






10. Isn't it strange how we send
jokes in e-mails and they



are forwarded right away,
but when we are going to send
messages about God, we think
about it twice before we share
it with others?






IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?

Now that you've read this message,
forward it to anybody that you consider a friend, family member or foe(enemy).
If you don't do it, not only will you deprive
yourself from being blessed, but you will also do that to others who may need
God in their life.







 

 
1. Isn't it strange how a 20 dollar bill
seems like such a large
amount when
you donate it to church, but
such a small amount
when you go shopping?


2. Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when
you're at church, and how
short they seem when you're
watching a good movie?



3. Isn't it strange that you can't
find a word to say when
you're praying,
but you have no trouble
thinking what to talk about
with a friend?



4. Isn't it strange how difficult
and boring it is to read
one chapter
of the Bible, but how easy
it is to read 100 pages of
a popular novel or ZANE GREY book?




5. Isn't it strange how everyone
wants front-row-tickets
to concerts or
games, but they do whatever
is possible to sit at the last
row in Church?






6. Isn't it strange how we need to
know about an event for Church 2-3
weeks before the day so we can
include it in our agenda, but we can
adjust it for other events at
the last minute?






7. Isn't it strange how difficult it
is to learn a fact about God to share it
with others, but how easy
it is to learn, understand,
extend and repeat gossip?







8. Isn't it strange how we
believe everything
that magazines and newspapers
say, but we question the words in the
Bible?






9. Isn't it strange how everyone
wants a place in
heaven, but they don't want
to believe, do, or say anything
to get there?






10. Isn't it strange how we send
jokes in e-mails and they



are forwarded right away,
but when we are going to send
messages about God, we think
about it twice before we share
it with others?






IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?

Now that you've read this message,
forward it to anybody that you consider a friend, family member or foe(enemy).
If you don't do it, not only will you deprive
yourself from being blessed, but you will also do that to others who may need
God in their life.


1. Isn't it strange how a 20 dollar bill
seems like such a large
amount when
you donate it to church, but
such a small amount
when you go shopping?


2. Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when
you're at church, and how
short they seem when you're
watching a good movie?



3. Isn't it strange that you can't
find a word to say when
you're praying,
but you have no trouble
thinking what to talk about
with a friend?



4. Isn't it strange how difficult
and boring it is to read
one chapter
of the Bible, but how easy
it is to read 100 pages of
a popular novel or ZANE GREY book?




5. Isn't it strange how everyone
wants front-row-tickets
to concerts or
games, but they do whatever
is possible to sit at the last
row in Church?






6. Isn't it strange how we need to
know about an event for Church 2-3
weeks before the day so we can
include it in our agenda, but we can
adjust it for other events at
the last minute?






7. Isn't it strange how difficult it
is to learn a fact about God to share it
with others, but how easy
it is to learn, understand,
extend and repeat gossip?







8. Isn't it strange how we
believe everything
that magazines and newspapers
say, but we question the words in the
Bible?






9. Isn't it strange how everyone
wants a place in
heaven, but they don't want
to believe, do, or say anything
to get there?






10. Isn't it strange how we send
jokes in e-mails and they



are forwarded right away,
but when we are going to send
messages about God, we think
about it twice before we share
it with others?






IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?

Now that you've read this message,
forward it to anybody that you consider a friend, family member or foe(enemy).
If you don't do it, not only will you deprive
yourself from being blessed, but you will also do that to others who may need
God in their life.



Amen!
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2006, 08:00:00 AM »
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On 2006-06-23 04:48:00, S wrote:

"RISE N SHINE N GIVE GOD THE GLORY, GLORY !"


how 'bout you grab that big basket of "NO" that I keep outside by the dog dish?

Get right with Satan, dude.  It's the only way to save yourself from becoming more retarded by the minute. :smokin:
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2006, 11:08:00 AM »
U B SOOOOOOOOOO RIGHT !
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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2006, 12:16:00 PM »
Yeah that is strange, why do you think that is?
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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2006, 01:32:00 PM »
Spam for Jesus!

Can I getta Hallelujah?
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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2006, 01:33:00 PM »
Amen!  :lol:
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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2006, 02:10:00 PM »
NEVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2006, 02:11:00 PM »
THANX FRANK !
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« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2006, 10:03:00 PM »
HOW SO ???????????????
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« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2006, 11:01:00 PM »
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On 2006-06-23 04:48:00, S wrote:

"RISE N SHINE N GIVE GOD THE GLORY, GLORY !"


 ::puke::
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« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2006, 11:22:00 PM »
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On 2006-06-23 19:03:00, S wrote:

"HOW SO ???????????????"


HOW SO what?  Who are you responding to?
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« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2006, 01:15:00 PM »
I WILL SPAM 4 THE LORD. IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2006, 02:14:00 PM »
There is no god.  You're on you own.
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« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2006, 03:28:00 PM »


 ::rocker::
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