Please join us at the first ever Notsmartart BBQ. featuring Notsmartart and his wonder lake dog. Art will pee in its asshole and suck out all the piss and then funnel it into an orfice in his body which YOU the audience will decide.
Addmission is free, and it is strongly recommened to bring your own food, not to mention leave your kids at HOME!
Notsmartart is the king of all orfice injections, you bring it, art will stick it. from dildos to piss, and shit to seamon, art has forced it all in his orfices.
As an added bonus, art is willing to swallow anything that is offered to him, so make sure your baldder's are full and your bowels are filled to capacity, because art will eat/drink it all.
And folks, there is always the infamous encore presentations that Notsmartart always comes out to perform. Some of the presentations are (There is no place like AA dance) & Arts only song he has ever written ( Put your hand on my penis).
Be sure to stop and browse at the souvenir shop before leaving, here at the souvenir shop you will find videos of Notsmartart ( The ham) being good at driving his average car to his average job. Only $19.95, and we will also throw in some crappy songs that Notsmartart has attempted to play on his guitar but failed.
So what do you think Fro? You gonna attend this event?
