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Offline Anonymous

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« Reply #105 on: January 15, 2006, 06:12:00 PM »
Call me when your head gasket cracks, or your tranny ceases..In other words, call me soon!! :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #106 on: January 15, 2006, 11:45:00 PM »
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"geek-meyer with a tight ass whip with room to talk, beatch! ::bigsmilebounce::  ::bigsmilebounce::  ::bigsmilebounce::  ::bigsmilebounce::  :rofl:  :lol: "



I know I'm so cool, first of all. Now, quick, tell me how you actually drive an Escalade, and you have a model for a wife.  :lol:
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« Reply #107 on: January 16, 2006, 01:34:00 PM »
WORD TO DA LYFE HOME G. MY ESCALADE HAS ROOM FO' ALL SEVEN OF DOSE MAD FLY BITCHES TO RYDE IN STIZYLE. IT WHIP ON YO JAPANESE HOOP DEE NIGGA!!! AND HAPPY EM-ELL-KAY DAY WORD TO DA LYFE!
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« Reply #108 on: January 16, 2006, 01:41:00 PM »
Kinda makes me wanna get some wal-mart spinners and a du-rag... I'm still looking for the right car here, went and test drove a 95' 240SX SE (Silvia S14 if I bought it) but it had failed inspection for suspension problems, not a can of worms I want for my money, all $3800 of it.
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« Reply #109 on: January 17, 2006, 11:55:00 AM »
Looked at any celicas?
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« Reply #110 on: January 18, 2006, 12:50:00 PM »
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"dude, when you save up all those bottles, bring em back, and finally buy that titan in 25 years, they will be obsolete, and my AMERICAN TRUCK will still be on the road, and by then it will be a classic. FUCK YOU for comin in here and ranting and raving about jap/american cars like your some fuckin intelligent fuckin auto mechanic. "

This kid's a fucking geek-meyer :lol: "


and your still riding that razor scooter to work everyday...
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« Reply #111 on: January 18, 2006, 01:52:00 PM »
Marty claims that his donkeys are the fastest mode of transportation on earth. He claims that he mixes their food with buffalo sperm and they can trot at a very fast speed.
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« Reply #112 on: January 18, 2006, 07:06:00 PM »
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you dont get cancer. You can pleasure your balls, while checking for cancer.
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« Reply #113 on: January 18, 2006, 09:56:00 PM »
The Elan Reporter claims to be a human.
I cant quite see it through the horrid words written.
I think HE is the one with experience with animal and human turds, and judging from his many posts about others and small children,it makes one wonder where he would have such descriptive information on the subjects he posts about.The thought sickens me as it would any normal human,hence,the posts keep comin.
Could it be coincidence? Doubt it.
How could one be so descriptive without actually living these fantasies he posts about?
Things that make ya go HMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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« Reply #114 on: January 18, 2006, 10:24:00 PM »
From the Law Offices of Khazad-dum
44 Misty Mountain Road, Moria, Middle Earth;

Working under retainer for Mister Pink has afforded me many opportunities to meet and converse with a wide range of people from the criminally insane to the captains of industry. Having said that, the Elan Reporter is one of my favorite contacts in the murky world of underground investigative journalism. I have personally witnessed the Reporter fire many a shot in anger, both metaphorically, with his computer keyboard, and literally, with his bow and arrow. The Reporter, to my recollection, has never claimed to be human, rather a super-human bipedal being with far superior intellect and unrelenting outdoor reconnoitering talents, which allow him to spy on misbehaving injuns and mongolians so they may be brought to justice for their myriad perversions. In fact, over sixteen inditements are pending in U.S. Superior Court regarding some prominent induviduals in the Native American Casino industry, bringing me to ask (at the bequest of my client) if Marty has any ties with these sick pedophile redskins and their fecal tomahawks? To sate some concerns about my client, I can only assure that his absense is temporary, and he, as did General Macarthur before him did, will return...

In addendum, the Porsche is running great, and the charges were all dropped.

-Mr. Pink's Attorney
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« Reply #115 on: January 19, 2006, 10:31:00 AM »
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44 Misty Mountain Road, Moria, Middle Earth;



Working under retainer for Mister Pink has afforded me many opportunities to meet and converse with a wide range of people from the criminally insane to the captains of industry. Having said that, the Elan Reporter is one of my favorite contacts in the murky world of underground investigative journalism. I have personally witnessed the Reporter fire many a shot in anger, both metaphorically, with his computer keyboard, and literally, with his bow and arrow. The Reporter, to my recollection, has never claimed to be human, rather a super-human bipedal being with far superior intellect and unrelenting outdoor reconnoitering talents, which allow him to spy on misbehaving injuns and mongolians so they may be brought to justice for their myriad perversions. In fact, over sixteen inditements are pending in U.S. Superior Court regarding some prominent induviduals in the Native American Casino industry, bringing me to ask (at the bequest of my client) if Marty has any ties with these sick pedophile redskins and their fecal tomahawks? To sate some concerns about my client, I can only assure that his absense is temporary, and he, as did General Macarthur before him did, will return...



In addendum, the Porsche is running great, and the charges were all dropped.



-Mr. Pink's Attorney"

he is one of my favorites too. He loves to have gay sex with me regularly.His manhood is very small,but it works.Thanks for last night,I wont forget how sexy you are in your big truck.
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« Reply #116 on: January 19, 2006, 12:05:00 PM »
Go fuck youeself.
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« Reply #117 on: January 19, 2006, 12:17:00 PM »
yeah, go fuck yourself
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« Reply #118 on: January 19, 2006, 12:41:00 PM »
Go right ahead.... and fuck yourself
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« Reply #119 on: January 19, 2006, 12:43:00 PM »
GO FORTH! and fuck thyself!
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