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« Reply #30 on: January 01, 2006, 09:28:00 AM »
hey dragonfly...
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« Reply #31 on: January 01, 2006, 10:40:00 PM »
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On 2005-12-17 17:49:00, Anonymous wrote:

"How come Black peoples palms are white??







God spray painted them while there hands were on top of the cop cars :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :lol:
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« Reply #32 on: January 02, 2006, 03:52:00 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: January 02, 2006, 04:27:00 PM »
Why do so many gay men have mustaches? To hide their stretch marks.

A gay friend told me this one, so no homophobia intended.
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« Reply #34 on: January 02, 2006, 04:44:00 PM »
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On 2006-01-02 13:27:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Why do so many gay men have mustaches? To hide their stretch marks.



A gay friend told me this one, so no homophobia intended."
Excellent!! :lol:
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« Reply #35 on: January 02, 2006, 09:29:00 PM »
I know women dont have any brains cuz they dont have a penis to put them in!!
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« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2006, 01:28:00 AM »
How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
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« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2006, 01:40:00 AM »
A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger fucking his wife. He says, "What the hell are you two doing?" His wife turns to the stranger and says, "I told you he was stupid."
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« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2006, 01:51:00 AM »
Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?

It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on for 8 seconds!  :rofl:
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« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2006, 01:52:00 AM »
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?" She says, "What's that?" He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."
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« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2006, 01:53:00 AM »
An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The old man says "I'll have the soup."
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« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2006, 01:59:00 AM »
Three people walked by a strip bar they walked in, the first guy licks a 100 dollar bill and slaps it on one side of her butt. The next guy also, licks a 100 dollar bill and slaps it on the other side of her butt. The third guy walks in takes out a credit card swipes it through her butt and takes the 200 dollars.
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« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2006, 02:02:00 AM »
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
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« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2006, 02:03:00 AM »
A bear and a bunny are sitting in a forest taking a shit. The bear leans over to the bunny and says "Do you ever have the problem of shit sticking to your fur"? The bunny says "No". So the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his ass.
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« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2006, 02:05:00 AM »
Two men dicussing how tight ass cold their wives had been to them about giving sex. The first fellow says "My wife's so cold I can put a glass of water in bed with her and the next morning its turned to ice." The second fellow says "Hell, every time my old lady spreads her legs the furnace kicks in!"
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