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An open discussion about the troubled parent industry

I tell ya, Len Buccellato would ha' done well ta align hisself with a big powerful corporation, instead of hoggin' it all to hisself! That's the best way ta git some stayin' power in this business, har har! In ma half-century o' being The Educator, I know a thing or two 'bout stayin' power, har de HAR HAR HAR!!!

Rollin' my eyes an' shakin' ma head,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

And you may ask yourself

Am I right?...Am I wrong?

And you may tell yourself

MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?

What have I DONE??!! I'll tell ya, ya pussy-whipped wimped-out forna-scallions what I DONE!! I done made an EST kiddie camp an' school fer America's new character culture leaders, that's what I done, har har!! How else are America's corporations gonna make a killing less'n they have a law-abidin' and compliant work force an' leadership! I brung awareness o' uniquely constricted potential to all the children. Get 'em while they're young, I say, har har har!! An' I done made a ton o' money!! My name is revered an' sucked up to in all the character education circles an' everywhere dat da sheep do gather!!

So there's some whiner sour pusses out there who don't 'preciate it. I say yer all a bunch o' loosee-lipped losers!! Zip yer friggin' cotton-pickin' trap! Yer catchin' FLIES!! Who needs it?! Window o' loss, I say. It's all in da window o' loss. World's better off wiff-outcha!!! Har har de har HAR HAR!!!!

Countin' ma blessings, which I surely deserve, har har!
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

You brought this problem on yourself. Now only rape can solve it.

Good program thinkin' there, Guest-o-roony! We could use someone like you at the Hyde Schools, har har!! Come look me up anytime! Have I gotta JOB fer YOOOUU!!

Seekin' the future,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator


P.S. Avio I still ain't hear from ya mom yet! That's 616 High Street Batheroo, Maine 04530. Da name is J-O-E-Y.

HOOOOoooo Boy!!!

Give it time, my Avery boy. Suck it up and take yer punishment like a good stiff T-A-L-L one! You don't wanna grow up ta be no panty-waisted sissy-boy, now do ya? Pretty soon you'll be enjoying them smackeroos more'n those girlie sex mags! Har-de-har-har-har!!!

Boy it's a gittin HOT in here... Mm. Mm. Mm.
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

What is it with this family of broads, hey? Ungrateful wenches!! Ole Charlie dun know how to keep them in line! Har har!! So Lynne got herself a good education and the family split not too long after. Hardly the kind of commitment I expected from a solid Scottish workaholic like ole Betts!! I counted on a LOT more free labor!! Christsakes, she expects an obit outta me too?

Runnin' the comb through,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

   Cult poll, Cult poll! Cult poll! Transmissions from Venus. I have to go fly my astral plane.

Tim O'Leary

Awright, Timmyboy, ya got yer wish!! Cult Poll link here:

http://fornits.com/smf/index.php?topic=25244.0

With fondest wishes for your well-being and hope fer yer Manhood,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

I say, Guest, ya really oughter "dig deeper" and talk to my main man Lee Mortenson 'bout what it really means ta be a flesh and red blooded all-around American MAN. The guy really knows his stuff. That's why he and his wifey #4 have got the job of being Hyde's National HAPA Coordinators, har har!! Penis Power builds some damn good character!!

When I was in my younger years, a good stiff rod rightly placed shut up most of the squawkin'.

Bearing witness to Penis Powah!!
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator