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Hyde Schools / Re: Baby, you can drive my car!
« on: June 09, 2009, 02:57:52 PM »
Well, I'll be a characterless monkey's gol-darn uncle, har har har!! Them fancy wheels sure put my CONCERN and INTEGRITY banners to shame!!!

I tell ya, Len Buccellato would ha' done well ta align hisself with a big powerful corporation, instead of hoggin' it all to hisself! That's the best way ta git some stayin' power in this business, har har! In ma half-century o' being The Educator, I know a thing or two 'bout stayin' power, har de HAR HAR HAR!!!

Rollin' my eyes an' shakin' ma head,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

Quote from: "Dr Fucktard"
Quote from: "Ursus"
What alternative might you suggest?
I would suggest SIBS.

Ah, HECK-a-rooo!!! Send those lil nut crackers on over to HYDE SCHOOL!!!
I'll smack sum character in 'em, har de har har har!

Gettin' my hand a-ready,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

Hyde Schools / Re: On Being a Hyde Parent
« on: May 06, 2009, 10:38:15 PM »
Quote from: "Hawking Teds"
And you may ask yourself

Am I right?...Am I wrong?

And you may tell yourself


What have I DONE??!! I'll tell ya, ya pussy-whipped wimped-out forna-scallions what I DONE!! I done made an EST kiddie camp an' school fer America's new character culture leaders, that's what I done, har har!! How else are America's corporations gonna make a killing less'n they have a law-abidin' and compliant work force an' leadership! I brung awareness o' uniquely constricted potential to all the children. Get 'em while they're young, I say, har har har!! An' I done made a ton o' money!! My name is revered an' sucked up to in all the character education circles an' everywhere dat da sheep do gather!!

So there's some whiner sour pusses out there who don't 'preciate it. I say yer all a bunch o' loosee-lipped losers!! Zip yer friggin' cotton-pickin' trap! Yer catchin' FLIES!! Who needs it?! Window o' loss, I say. It's all in da window o' loss. World's better off wiff-outcha!!! Har har de har HAR HAR!!!!

Countin' ma blessings, which I surely deserve, har har!
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

Hyde Schools / Re: On Being a Hyde Parent
« on: May 04, 2009, 10:07:26 AM »
Is this my fulfilling LIFE? Is this my main compound... er... SCHOOL? Are these my adoring GROUPIES?

Love those adoring groupies, HAR HAR!!

Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: Is my mom's punishment ok?
« on: April 26, 2009, 12:02:59 AM »
Quote from: "Guest"
You brought this problem on yourself. Now only rape can solve it.

Good program thinkin' there, Guest-o-roony! We could use someone like you at the Hyde Schools, har har!! Come look me up anytime! Have I gotta JOB fer YOOOUU!!

Seekin' the future,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

P.S. Avio I still ain't hear from ya mom yet! That's 616 High Street Batheroo, Maine 04530. Da name is J-O-E-Y.

The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: Is my mom's punishment ok?
« on: April 25, 2009, 10:56:56 PM »
By the way Averill, send yer mom up to 616 High Street, up hee-ah in Bath, Maine. Tell 'er ta ask fer JOEY. Everybody knows me 'round here... That's J-O-E-Y, not Joe, not Joseph, but JOEY, 'cuz I'm so in touch with my INNER CHILD ever since I come clean with the Hoffman Quadrinity Process!! An' there's a lot else I'd like to come clean with yer mom, so send 'er right up hee-ah!!! Har HAR!

It's everyone's fault, but no one's ta blame ('ceptin' the kids... O' course!)
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

P.S. Avey don' be takin' too long 'bout this 'cuz I'm 80 years old and this... er... waelllll... it don't last ferever, so hurry up yer mom KAY???

The Troubled Teen Industry / Re: Is my mom's punishment ok?
« on: April 25, 2009, 10:33:47 PM »
HOOOOoooo Boy!!!

Give it time, my Avery boy. Suck it up and take yer punishment like a good stiff T-A-L-L one! You don't wanna grow up ta be no panty-waisted sissy-boy, now do ya? Pretty soon you'll be enjoying them smackeroos more'n those girlie sex mags! Har-de-har-har-har!!!

Boy it's a gittin HOT in here... Mm. Mm. Mm.
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

Hyde Schools / Re: Major Hyde Leadership Changes
« on: March 01, 2008, 02:12:42 AM »
I knew you'd all see it my way. I'm just tickled pink, har har har!!! The Seed of Gauld will prevail!!

Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator and The Progenitor

Hyde Schools / Re: Betty LaMarca
« on: March 01, 2008, 02:03:43 AM »
What is it with this family of broads, hey? Ungrateful wenches!! Ole Charlie dun know how to keep them in line! Har har!! So Lynne got herself a good education and the family split not too long after. Hardly the kind of commitment I expected from a solid Scottish workaholic like ole Betts!! I counted on a LOT more free labor!! Christsakes, she expects an obit outta me too?

Runnin' the comb through,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

Hyde Schools / Re: Is my Beloved Hyde School a CULT?
« on: March 01, 2008, 01:51:23 AM »
Quote from: "Froderik"


"screw you Guys I'm going HOME"

Hm. Mr. Froderik, I do believe there was a Mike So-and-so who wrote sumthin like that down in the Mansion basement, but I don't think he was hanging 'round with a Christian So-and-so like yer photo suggests...

Matter o fact, I've a tried real hard to cram some Christian values down the necks of these good-fer-nuttin' spoiled panty-waists, and that's the thanks I git!! In the first days, Blanche and me always went to Church and I made it clear that the kids' Good Attitudes would be duly "recognized" if we saw them there, but not too many went after we stopped going so much ourselves...

And then there is the plumb simple fact of changing demographics: too much heterogenius in the religious sector. It outta all be One Church, as far as I'm concerned. Same thing anyhow, jes some don't know how to preach it right, har har har!!!

Righteous Babe to YOU, iffn yer young an blonde,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

Hyde Schools / Re: HAPA -- an LGAT
« on: February 04, 2008, 05:01:59 PM »
Quote from: "Mrs O'Leary's son"

   Cult poll, Cult poll! Cult poll! Transmissions from Venus. I have to go fly my astral plane.

Tim O'Leary

Awright, Timmyboy, ya got yer wish!! Cult Poll link here:

With fondest wishes for your well-being and hope fer yer Manhood,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

Hyde Schools / Is my Beloved Hyde School a CULT?
« on: February 04, 2008, 04:44:32 PM »
Awright, ya knuckleheaded nimrods, har-de-har har har!! By populus demand, here's yer poll! Now, vote!! Vote!! Vote!!

Beloved Father Figure to y'alls, I'm a sher,
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

Hyde Schools / Re: sexual misconduct
« on: February 03, 2008, 08:18:44 PM »
I say, Guest, ya really oughter "dig deeper" and talk to my main man Lee Mortenson 'bout what it really means ta be a flesh and red blooded all-around American MAN. The guy really knows his stuff. That's why he and his wifey #4 have got the job of being Hyde's National HAPA Coordinators, har har!! Penis Power builds some damn good character!!

When I was in my younger years, a good stiff rod rightly placed shut up most of the squawkin'.

Bearing witness to Penis Powah!!
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

Hyde Schools / Re: Character Education at Hyde-DC
« on: February 03, 2008, 07:41:34 PM »

I've been trying my gosh-danged darndest ta get Frances Murray to make me a needlepoint seat cushion with "Brother's Keeper" worked into it... I think it would do me a bit o' justice. Cause y'all know that I sit in judgment on all y'alls character anyway, har har har!!

I yam the keeper of "Brother's Keeper,"
Joseph W. Gauld, The Educator

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