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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / We need a Penis Bird
« on: June 23, 2006, 07:49:00 AM »
penis birding is now legal in all fifty states, so have a penisbird![ This Message was edited by: Penis Birders Anonymous on 2006-06-23 04:50 ]
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / One for the fans, by request
« on: March 10, 2006, 11:12:00 AM »
You called?
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Everybody calm down and have a penis bird!
« on: January 16, 2006, 09:48:00 PM »
Did somebody say somethinfg about a parakeet? Oops, wrong board......
Still, most of you fuckers need to chill out and have a penis bird. Seriously. It'll do you some good. So relax, calm down, and enjoy a penis bird. Oh, and make sure you have a designated driver. Penis Bird responsibly.
Still, most of you fuckers need to chill out and have a penis bird. Seriously. It'll do you some good. So relax, calm down, and enjoy a penis bird. Oh, and make sure you have a designated driver. Penis Bird responsibly.
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / One for the fans, by request
« on: July 23, 2005, 01:40:00 PM »
Look, man, Penis Birding is an art and a science---creating the ASCII symbol for this wonderful behavior will come naturally once you've mastered it. Look around in jungles, zoos, and pet shops for a bird that you seem to have a connection with, and get started. In the beginning, I recommend you wear a leather sheath on your member, at least until you and your bird of choicce have developed a good rapport.
About your threats, the recently formed Penis Bird Liberation Front doesn't take kindly to those that would interfere with the right of anyone to Penis Bird, and if your threats (which are obviously inspired by jealousy) continue, you can expect a visit from the PBLF Commando Squad real soon. Keep your eye out for the black helicopter emblazoned with the Penis Bird logo.......
About your threats, the recently formed Penis Bird Liberation Front doesn't take kindly to those that would interfere with the right of anyone to Penis Bird, and if your threats (which are obviously inspired by jealousy) continue, you can expect a visit from the PBLF Commando Squad real soon. Keep your eye out for the black helicopter emblazoned with the Penis Bird logo.......
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / One for the fans, by request
« on: July 19, 2005, 09:47:00 PM »Quote
On 2005-07-19 18:39:00, Reagan Youth wrote:
"encore ::rocker::
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No problem! Anything for the fans!!
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Thank you for Penis Birding! Enjoy Penis Birding responsibly! Always have a designated driver when you Penis Bird!
G'night!
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / One for the fans, by request
« on: July 19, 2005, 09:33:00 PM »Quote
On 2004-03-03 10:32:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Where's old Penis Birder when you need him? :
Right here!!!
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Love ya, Father Cassian! Love ya, group!
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Time for Another PENIS BIRD!!!!!!
« on: July 18, 2005, 03:35:00 PM »
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Love ya, Father Cassian! Love ya, group!
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Time for Another PENIS BIRD!!!!!!
« on: July 16, 2005, 06:10:00 PM »
No kitty, no! Stay away! NO KITTY! ARRRGGHHH!!!!
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Time for Another PENIS BIRD!!!!!!
« on: July 16, 2005, 06:06:00 PM »
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / A Penis Bird for the Foul Smelling Lardass, 85Day Jerk
« on: July 14, 2005, 05:34:00 PM »
Here's one for your very own, Bobby!
http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/
Betcha wish you had something like that back in the good ol' days of the 7 Step Society, hunh?
Damn, but that was so much fun 'til Miller Newton came and ruined the party, wasn't it?
And all those pothead chicks that wouldn't fuck you 'cause you weren't into the weed (you know, the evil drug marijuana that they sold their souls to).
Dumbshit.
http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/
http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/
Betcha wish you had something like that back in the good ol' days of the 7 Step Society, hunh?
Damn, but that was so much fun 'til Miller Newton came and ruined the party, wasn't it?
And all those pothead chicks that wouldn't fuck you 'cause you weren't into the weed (you know, the evil drug marijuana that they sold their souls to).
Dumbshit.
http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Time for Another PENIS BIRD!!!!!!
« on: July 14, 2005, 05:21:00 PM »
Here you go, Bobby, you lardass, you.
http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/
How's things with the ladies? Oh, well, there's always a 'cock-or-two' for ya.......
http://smoke.rotten.com/bird/
How's things with the ladies? Oh, well, there's always a 'cock-or-two' for ya.......
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Time for Another PENIS BIRD!!!!!!
« on: July 11, 2005, 05:54:00 PM »
So go get yourself one!
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / The Penis Birders Anonymous Interview
« on: September 01, 2004, 10:23:00 PM »Quote
On 2004-04-03 12:52:00, Opiod_Morphina wrote:
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Whats your stand on the illegality of anal sex in most States among consentual adults?
It's not my cup of tea, but go for it if that's your thing. All consensual activities shouls be legal.
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Do you think Pol Pot was a good leader? Why or why not? Discuss
He was an effective leader, if that's what matters. He was good if you consider good to mean "leaving your country in ruins"
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Would you rather vacation in Thailand or Peru?
Both. I like smack and coke. Thailand also has kif and hookers, but going to Peru and doing yayo off of Inca hookers' tits sounds fun, too!
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Have you ever seen a Pyramid? Ever walked on one?
I think once when I was tripping. Some Egyptian fuck shot at me.
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What was Slayers best album?
The one where they sing about digging up corpses and having sex with them
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Who was the best lay you ever had?
I don't know her name, but she had outrageously huge tits for such a skinny girl
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How much cash have you blown on dope in the last 20 years?
Oh, fuck....I don't know... maybe $150,00.... I don't want to think about it.
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / The Penis Birders Anonymous Interview
« on: April 03, 2004, 01:58:00 AM »
Post your questions below. I'll answer them after I get back from the, ummm, emergency care center.
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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Hey Everybody!!!
« on: April 03, 2004, 01:56:00 AM »
Long time no see! Have a penis bird, no really!
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Stay tuned for "The Story of Penis Birders Anonymous" on this fornits channel...
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