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It's really cool when they wear the schoolgirl uniform, too.


It's a real kick for me, and I'm not even Christian, let alone Catholic.

Hey "Rusty", how much would you charge to give me head?  I've never made it with a guy before, so maybe you could let me give you a high-protein tonsil wash at a reduced rate.  I know you're pretty experienced, but I figure you owe me at least a hand-job after fucking me in the ass like you did.

Damn!  What the hell is all the fuss about?  Who gives a good goddamn ?

It seems like a lot of effort has been spent here lately on topics that it is pointless to debate....

I think it's ridiculous.

I also think the lawsuit ain't gonna change much...

Then again, maybe I'm a "conspirator" posting here to muddy the water and spread even more shit...

The other night I had a weird dream.  I was in the Straight building, in the group room.  There was a machine/beast thing, kind of like an H.R. Giger cyborg in the front of the group, as if it were leading a rap.  I was trying to stay as far away from the thing as I could, along with a few other people, but we couldn't get out of the room.  Some people were sitting in the blue chairs, motivating, trying to curry favor with the Beast, which would extend metallic tentacles from it's body and either drain the person it "called on" or add some of it's essence to the person.  Those of us that tried to avoid this thing were crowding around the orange walls, trying to stay out of range of its influence, but to no avail-- we were still close enough to the Beast that we were damaged by the radiation that emanated from it.  I woke up, very freaked out, and went outside to smoke a cigarette.

I think the symbolism of the dream was that even though we may have resisted Straight's efforts at brainwashing us, it still had an influence--just being in that environment, even those of us that knew it was bullshit, caused all sorts of damage to our psyches.  I am still very weirded out by all this.

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. Since you posted anonymously and I am unable to personally thank you I have posted this open letter to express my gratitude. I have learned a great deal from your posts, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific Bible laws and how to follow them:

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality? I don't agree. Can you settle this?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)?

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.



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Miller & Mel--Burn in Hell

[ This Message was edited by: Trekker Jag on 2004-03-15 09:04 ]

On the day Miller Newton dies, I am going to throw a party.  I will lift a glass high as I toast that beautiful day.  Then I will go to his funeral and piss allover his grave while I smoke a joint. :smokin: