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Elan School / Uprising of corner people commit haness acts
« on: December 26, 2007, 12:59:19 PM »
THIS SHIT IS FUCKING HYSTERICAL!

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Elan School / Elan's concept Christmas & New years celebration
« on: December 14, 2007, 12:30:51 PM »
"Hi yuh yuh"
(Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Verse 1:

Dashing through Elan

On a dirty buffalo

Shooting everyone down

And chanting ho ho ho (hi yuh yuh)

Nuts on a little boy

Are Marty Kruglik's delight

A three-house ring, a long VR, a hi yuh yuh tonight!!

OH!

Chorus:
Hi yuh yuh

Hi yuh yuh

Hi-yuh all the way!

Oh what fun it is to scream

At some troubled teens today... hey!

Hi yuh yuh

Hi yuh yuh

Hi-yuh all the way

Oh what fun it is to scream at some troubled teens today!

Verse 2:

A day or two ago

I got myself shotdown

And Marty Kruglik's smell

Was stinking up my house

He put on fecal warpaint

And started to dance around

He wouldn't look me in the eye

He just stared at the ground

OH!

Hi yuh yuh

Hi yuh yuh

Hi-yuh all the way!

Oh what fun it is to scream

At some troubled teens today... hey!

Hi yuh yuh

Hi yuh yuh

Hi-yuh all the way!

Oh what fun it is to scream

At some troubled teens today!!

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Elan School / Assistant..
« on: November 12, 2007, 09:28:48 AM »
Let me see if I can get to a public comp soon.  Can't do it from here.

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Elan School / Elan Page on Fornits Wiki
« on: November 09, 2007, 11:58:34 AM »
If you go around the E-3 circle counter-clockwise (just like the Indian Mongoloidists), the New Schoolhouse is right beyond Elan 3.  The Old Schoolhouse should be set behind it to the far left.  When you say Old Schoolhouse, you're talking about the building used for parent groups, right?  

The Elan 7 kids got to go to school in the New Schoolhouse.  The E-3 kids had to suffer in the old one.  I wonder how much influence Tania/Tony Merette had on that rule.

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Elan School / It's Halloween at elan today!!
« on: November 09, 2007, 09:18:41 AM »
Quote from: ""The Elan Reporter""
. I'm almost fro certain that Marty and some others checks this forum from time to time, maybe not daily, but a few times if not more a year. The fire has been lite long ago, and it still and always will burn, even long after our time has passed.


I know almost beyond the shadow of a doubt Marty or someone from Elan One checks this.  My Wikimapia thing was edited.

I don't really care -- they missed something anyway.

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Elan School / Elan Page on Fornits Wiki
« on: October 29, 2007, 02:52:41 PM »
Done.  Use this link and update your Wiki Fornits entry:

http://www.wikimapia.org/#lat=44.007818 ... lan_School

I threw in a couple treats for fans of the Kruglik and Rowe humor.

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Elan School / Elan Page on Fornits Wiki
« on: October 24, 2007, 02:45:55 PM »
Don't know where you got the street address, but that is not where Elan is located.  It's nearby.  Look under Number 5 Road in Poland Spring Maine.  Follow the road past Elan 7 and the softball field and hi yuh yuh your way toward the Elan One teepee... I mean trailer.

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Elan School / Election Day is coming! Don't forget to vote!
« on: October 04, 2007, 12:03:57 PM »
TCK is depending on YOU for your vote.  Poland Spring can be revitalized with general meetings for everyone and mandatory hi yuh yuh totem pole dancing.  THAT'S the TCK dream.

ALL THE WAY WITH TCK!  MONGO-INDIAN RIGHTS TODAY!!

Hi yuh yuh yuh!

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Elan School / Elan is approved by NATSAP
« on: September 21, 2007, 09:33:54 AM »
Did someone say "Marty?"  Hi yuh yuh yuh?     :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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Elan School / First ever (TCK Pow WoW)
« on: September 10, 2007, 04:53:09 PM »
I can't believe this person had the nerve to list Provo Canyon.  That place is more notorious than Elan!  Do the allegations surrounding the place even OCCUR TO HER???

If Sharon Terry ever wises up and fires Chief Kruglik from Elan, he could ride his buffalo across the Utah desert and get a job at Provo Canyon School.  He's enough of a fucking loser.  THAT'S RIGHT MARTY!!  Only a loser like you eats buffalo pie and lives in a tepee.  "Me suh can't afford apartment."  LMAO.  Dick.  Go fuck a buffalo.

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Elan School / The Synanon Connection
« on: August 30, 2007, 03:45:41 PM »
Quote from: ""Joseph W. Gau!d""
Where the frigin bejesus is Marty!!!  

It would appear that some of your unique potentials require some smacking around, certainly at least work-crew and 5:30's... Doesn't Marty have some campus construction jobs that need completion?  Surely the most recent incarnation of The Tepee needs to be re-adorned with some fresh boys underpants, eh?  Har-de-har-de-HAR-HAR-HAR!!!


I think Marty is becoming a bit of a Fornits celebrity as we're getting all these new visitors.  The legend of the Kruglik is growing.  First, an appearance on "The Simple Life," then running for mayor and now this!

TCK, you owe us big-time for your new high profile.  Perhaps you can remodel your tepee soon and upgrade your firepit and poopy hole.  Dare to dream, TCK.  Dare to dream.

Oh... and Marty, if you're reading this...

Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi yuh yuh yuh.

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Elan School / The Synanon Connection
« on: August 30, 2007, 02:12:36 PM »
Art, really, leave it alone!!  How much do you hate yourself??  I don't even mention you in my posts, but you are acting absurd.  Why do you come back here to take so much abuse?  Do you really think it accomplishes anything?  Maybe you were provoked a year ago or whatever, but nobody's provoking you now.  Just stop the sideways comments, cheap shots and comebacks.  That way we can get back to the hi-yuh and other important Mongo-Indian matters.  It's almost like you look forward to hearing this stuff about you.  BP was right, just drop it already.

Fornits was a joke from the beginning anyway.

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Elan School / TCK greets supporters on the campaign trail
« on: August 06, 2007, 02:55:26 PM »
Hey Reporter, you were right about the baths in blue port-a-john water!! And he's got an old sweatshirt too!

http://www.blackpintohorsefinearts.com/ ... n-hand.jpg

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Elan School / TCK ondemand
« on: August 02, 2007, 10:56:30 AM »
If you watch TCK during the videos really closely, you can see him doing the tomahawk chop as he speaks.  He sounds like a robot.  I can't see how a parent would get anything out of listening to his Mongo Indian talk or think they should send their kid to his care.  

Hi yuh hi yuh

hi yuh yuh yuh

Send me suh your children!

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Elan School / Re: re:
« on: July 30, 2007, 10:11:28 AM »
Quote from: ""The Elan Reporter""
Quote from: ""elan3in91""
it was Madsen he was there in 92. I as in the same house and dorms...who would have guessed.I can't see how it was the school that contribuited to someone being a pedofile......and yes it was done to a child ..he is on the ct registry.


Well TCK does have a tee-pe made of little boys underpants. One could easily be labled a pedophile in the way they obtained the little boys under pants.

Ain't that right Assistant? Froderik?

Seems like some of TCK's brainwashing may have brushed off on a young padawan indian mongoloidist in the making.



Hi-yuh-yuh
Hi-yuh-yuh!!


That is indeed correct.  TCK told me he is very proud of Mr. Madsen for following in his footsteps and will offer him asylum from the feds on the IMR.  He has ordered the shotdowns to construct another underpants tee pee for his guest.

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