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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Re: Who's around here now ?
« on: April 21, 2016, 11:36:58 AM »
Back by popular demand!!

Miller Newton touched my junk liberally. He strapped me in to his Straight-mobile and he couldn’t keep his offensive hands off of me. He was performing many red flag touches. I couldn’t believe what the fuck was going on.

I told Miller Newton the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. Can you believe it? Miller Newton did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the Straight-mobile’s passenger seat, and just wouldn’t stop fondling my cock’n'balls. They definitely were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did “Dr.” Newton care? NO WAY! He just kept on doing it.

I couldn’t believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with Miller Newton but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything. This got to him, worrying about his image.

He continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee’s red flags. Then he drove the Straight-mobile to my house and ejected the seat I was in! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Its that time again!!!!
« on: February 27, 2013, 02:58:26 PM »
Miller Newton touched my junk liberally. He strapped me in to his Straight-mobile and he couldn’t keep his offensive hands off of me. He was performing many red flag touches. I couldn’t believe what the fuck was going on.

I told Miller Newton the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. Can you believe it? Miller Newton did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the Straight-mobile’s passenger seat, and just wouldn’t stop fondling my cock’n'balls. They definitely were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did “Dr.” Newton care? NO WAY! He just kept on doing it.

I couldn’t believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with Miller Newton but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything. This got to him, worrying about his image.

He continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring the referee’s red flags. Then he drove the Straight-mobile to my house and ejected the seat I was in! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / An oldie, but a goodie.....
« on: September 02, 2011, 04:35:01 PM »
Miller Newton touched my junk liberally. He strapped me in to his Straightplane and he
couldn't keep his offensive hands off of me. He was performing many red flag touches. I
couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. I told Miller Newton that Homeland Security would not approve
of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. Can you believe it? Miller Newton did all this. He picked me out of the line for the body scan, strapped my arms and legs down in the Straightplane's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on
raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did "Dr." Newton care? NO WAY! He
just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with
Miller Newton but to no avail. I told him the FAA and the Dept. of Homeland Security would not approve of such a wealthy man
touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for
the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
This got to him, worrying about his image. He continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring
the referee's red flags. Then he flew the Straightplane over my house and ejected the seat I was in! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?????????????????????????

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Did this happen to you, too?
« on: October 12, 2007, 09:46:24 AM »
Still amazed, after all these years....

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / This type of thing must stop
« on: August 30, 2007, 03:20:30 PM »
It's been YEARS and I still cant believe it.

Can we get t-shirts for this now?

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Hello Canada
« on: August 06, 2007, 04:49:38 PM »
No matter how many times I hear it...I still cant believe it!

I also would like to vote that we add the second posting here onto the OP permanently...because every time the OP is posted, the same ole malcontent posts the "give it a rest" line.....seems we cant have one without the other....and it IS a Fornits institution, this one!

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / Haven't Seen It Since November '06
« on: January 04, 2007, 10:52:56 PM »
More touches for a brand new year!

 ::birthday::

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / This is how it really went down.......
« on: December 02, 2006, 12:18:35 PM »
Well....we all could use a little cock & balls now and again!  :lol:

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / GOT PUS? Yes, theres pus in your milk..
« on: October 04, 2006, 04:15:06 PM »
Quote from: ""Live Wire""
Quote from: ""Carmel""
Quote from: ""Cassandra""
I'll start taking PETA seriously when they start throwing dye on Hell's Angels.

Ill start taking them seriously when they rip out their inscisors and replace them all with molars.
I'll start taking them seriously when they make red flag touches.


People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals Strapped in my Straightmobile.  "PET-ASS"

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / I hate Str8 for memories like these
« on: August 30, 2006, 01:16:20 PM »
::both::  ::both::  ::both::  ::both::  ::both::  ::both::  ::both::  ::both::  ::both::  ::both::  ::both::  ::both::  ::both::  ::both::

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / More weirdness from Str8 Execs
« on: August 02, 2006, 11:36:16 AM »
Werd.

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / WELL, HERE IT GOES....
« on: June 28, 2006, 03:18:00 AM »
Miller Newton touched my junk liberally. He strapped me in to his Straightmobile and he
couldn't keep his offensive hands off of me. He was performing many red flag touches. I
couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. I told Miller Newton the city would not approve
of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. Can you believe it? Miller Newton did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the Straightmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on
raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did "Dr." Newton care? NO WAY! He
just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuckwas going on, indeed. I pleaded with
Miller Newton but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man
touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for
the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
This got to him, worrying about his image. he continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring
the referee's red flags. Then he drove the Straightmobile to my house and ejected the seat I was in! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?????????????????????????

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / NOT SPAM-------Don't know if you've heard this yet......
« on: June 21, 2006, 03:06:00 PM »
::bump::

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Straight, Inc. and Derivatives / We need a Penis Bird
« on: June 20, 2006, 05:18:00 PM »
No problem! Anything for the fans!!



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Hyde Schools / Scary Larry back on campus!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: June 13, 2006, 01:19:00 PM »
Red Flag Touches for the house!

 ::cheers::  ::cheers::  ::cheers::

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