This bull dyke lady next door in our apts..claims shes allergic to Marijuana and calls the cops everytime she smells it.
Hold on a second..shes married to a man, who looks inbred to say the least..this would lead me to think shes not a dyke.
But she walks and talks like a man...dresses like a man...and get this: She works construction. :lol:
So the other night my live in girlfriend and I had just smoked a bowl and were watching Saturday night live, minding our own business.( We never have parties, dont drink, hell we never even have company..and I purposefully left my big home stereo stored at my Fathers house just so I didnt bother my neighbors~~ in other words we are ideal neighbors)
Three times now the police have been called and went door to door sniffing for weed..lucky for me the upstairs neighbors party alot and smoke weed so they ended up getting in trouble.
The 1st time the police came I was walking the dog out in the yard and was approached by a cop.."Someone called with a complaint that they smelled a strong odor of Marijuana" he says..
( I have been busted by narcotics detectives over some real drug crimes and sat in prison for 4 years....so Im not easily rattled by street cops)
"I dont smell anything" was my response...
COP: "How old are you?" ME: "32, why?" COP: "What are you doing tonite?" ME: looking at leashed dog "Walking my dog...whats it look like Im doing?!"
COP:"Who else is in your apartment?" me:"My girlfriend, why?!"
COP: "What are you two up to tonite?" again...didnt he just fucking ask me that?!
ME: now fully fucking agitated " Well we were watching TV and now we are getting ready for bed, WHY?!"
COP: " Mind if I have a look around inside your apartment?"
ME: " No sir, I do not ever consent to searches of my private property"
COP: " If you have nothing to hide, why wouldnt you let me have a look around? I can stand out here until I get a warrant"
ME: "Because Ive had police search my vehicle and home in the past and they make a big fucking mess, break things, then leave...if you feel the need to get a warrant to search my home for no reason ...go for it""
At this time a group of about 6 people walk past us with a suitcase of beer headed to the party upstairs...
ME: "Am I being detained for anything, or am I free to go"
COP: says nothing and promptly heads upstairs to harass the party goers..
I go in the apt..round up all my bongs/pipes/etc and flush my measly twenty sack of herb...
That was simply the first of 3 encounters over this bitch next door.
Hell the police are even getting sick of her stupid complaints..an officer told my upstairs neighbors "The lady downstairs is a real bitch, if you wanna smoke weed do it outside or in your car" hehehe
Anyway my point is this ....you DONT ever have to consent to interloping police to search any of your shit. Know your rights and stand up for them..police rarely actually have probably cause to search regardless of what lies they tell you.
http://www.flexyourrights.org/at_your_door
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