It wasn't written as a "joke" on stupid people.
The reference to stupid people was because people who *aren't* stupid will "get it" the first time.
I suppose a free clue for stupid people doesn't work if someone is so stupid (or perhaps just ignorant and/or dense) they don't know that "satire" doesn't mean "joke."
If you don't understand what satire is, I just can't help you.
Program people have *made* it so that running away is both an irreversible choice for a teen with any sense of self-preservation, and an improvement over the damage many teens will suffer if they wait around to get "sent off." That's not funny, that's not a "good idea"--that's tragic. And horrific.
But it's what you've done.
Unintended Consequences.
Kids who normally would have turned their parents hair white as they navigated adolescence, maybe having some touch-and-go with the juvenile justice system along the way or some substance abuse problems that they'd find they didn't want to keep as they grew older----kids that would have grown out of their excesses on their own with no more legacy than being poor and having to bootstrap their education once they, as adults, understood it really was a good thing to have-----those kids are now made to choose between a horrific brainwashing experience or the streets (if they figure out the horrific experience *might* be coming).
Program parents' excesses have affected even the wild kids of *non* program parents. Because those kids can't be sure they're not going to be awakened in the middle of the night by goons with handcuffs.
You think the word is not going to get around among teens? For various reasons it's been slow, but once it makes it into the teenage underground of word-of-mouth "wisdom," there'll be no getting it out of there.
And then even kids whose parents would never dream of putting them in a program will run and stay gone---because they can't be sure, can they?
Program parents have *created* a worse social problem than the one they fought, and what they created is ramping up to become an even worse plague on us all.
This could be kept quiet when it was only something a few oddballs did to some "really hard core juvie" kids most other kids had never met.
Now, as it gets more likely that kids have known someone in their school who wasn't all that bad to just "disappear" and turn out to be in a Program, or the grapevine "knows" about a kid the next school over, and as it turns up in print all over everywhere that these places wake and kidnap kids in the middle of the night-----
Now, everyone who *isn't* stupid can see the rest of the iceberg of worse social problems these programs have caused.
Stuff get absorbed into teen conventional wisdom. Everything from urban legends like smoking dried banana-peel screpings to who the go-to guy is for good fake id's to how to scam a drug test.
And once it gets into that body of the teen oral-tradition, you can't get it out.
You don't think the *teens* will have their own version of "how to run away" and "you better stay gone, dude" and "dude, your parents are psycho like that--you gotta run, dude"?
If you don't think it's coming, then you really are hopelessly stupid to a degree that's beyond help.
And if you think that I think it's a *good* thing that programs have made running away a *lesser* threat to the teen's mental survival than a program, and made running an act from which there's no return, then whatever weed you're smoking is too wacky for me.
But then, that's the whole problem with Program Parents. They're gullible, short-sighted, impenetrably thick-skulled, and utterly convinced of their own rectitude. They're so determinedly myopic that they can't see the consequences of their actions no matter how hard it's smacking them in the face.
They're a menace.
Timoclea
Have you considered that system of holy lies and pious frauds that has raged and triumphed for 1500 years.
--John Adams, U.S. President