All that happened to most of the people I knew who screwed up or screwed off in high school was they ended up poor or working class.
Sure, it's more fun to have more money, but I have to wonder how many of these yuppie parents would have a cow if you suggested that their wild teen would probably grow out of drugging a lot or pulling stunts that were going to get him caught and get him serious jail time---and would simply be poor, or working at Wal-Mart, or as the UPS guy, and having a beer at the end of the day, and pretty much living for a pickup game with the guys on the weekend, or a couple of beers and a poker game, or watching a ballgame with the guys on the tube.
A lot of this is classist.
These yuppies say they're horrified about their teen being deadorinjail, but the *subtext* is that they're just as horrified by their teen (and their prospective grandkids) taking a step down the class ladder and being poor or working class (gasp!) and (worse) being content to be so.
My husband's best friend from high school went to high school drunk every day. Friend is Native American. He's had one working class job after another, and a failed marriage. Most of his problems stem from being the target of a paternity suit when he was 14. He and his parents always said the girl's dad fathered the kid and he was just friends with her, and that they picked him to avoid the shame. And it was before DNA tests, barely, and so the way the judges are the guy can't just go back and say--DNA test this, and if he comes up not the dad be done with it. I don't know if he fathered the kid or not. I do know that he's been poor and single all these years because he always had to worry about his wages being garnished and kept one step away from starvation. Whether he deserved it or not, I've no idea, as I said.
But he was wild, and all he turned out was poor.
That's been fairly typical.
And out of all the people who do some jail time, *most* of them end up in the county jail for small stretches and mostly just poor, not in state or federal prison for serious time. Mostly the jail time is an infinitesimal fraction of their adult lives.
So the wild teens who do end up "in jail" for short stretches, I've got to wonder if what their parents are really horrified by is the "poor" part.
That's what really frosts me about these parents.
Most of them, all their kid is in danger of is ending up one of the unwashed masses instead of a yuppie. Oh, horrors.
So the kid comes out of the program and *still* ends up working class and no matter how poor the kid ends up, or if he does small amounts of jail time, it's "a relapse" and at least the kid isn't dead or doing hard prison time----which he wouldn't have been in the first place.
But Mommy and Daddy Dearest have to "do something" to try to get their kid, who doesn't look to be yuppie material despite their fond hopes, "back on track"--their track. So private prison it is.
It's pretty disgusting.
Most of these kids aren't in danger of anything more than a life of trailer parks, budweiser, and punching a time clock.
Oh, Horrors!
Timoclea
Not a place upon earth might be so happy as America. Her situation is remote from all the wrangling world, and she has nothing to do but to trade with them.
--Thomas Paine