The following is intended as fucked up, deranged satire and should not be taken seriously by anyone:
DON'T walk up to Virgil as he's walking up the courthouse steps, say "Remember me, asshole?" and shoot him several times with a .45
DON'T break into the homes of former Straight, Inc. executives, bind them with hemp fiber, and spray them with pepper spray before igniting the whole place.
DON'T kidnap some lame-ass ex-Catholic priest who still works in the drug-treatment industry, dose him with 500+ mcgs of LSD, and subject him to a confrontation "marathon" where his fingernails are removed with rusty pliers.
DON'T castrate some fucked up ex-Group Staff Supervisor, using a rusty razorblade and no anaesthetic, leaving him to wallow in pain and shock as you repeatedly kick him in the head.
DON'T spray lighter fluid all over an ex-Straight, Inc. Executive who has started her own spin-off program, light it, and say "Tell me about your feelings, bitch!" as you do multiple shots of 151, spitting out every other one on her.
DON'T use a Taser on an ex-Executive Staff member who now works as an educator right before you cover his head with a sack containing rabid weasels.
These things would be wrong. DON'T DO THEM!!!