Hazel's Cookin'

[Hungry Drug-Addict]

I know about one thing that Strait or Kids didn't have... Hazel the Irish cook. In the early days of AARC, the clients had to eat Roast Beef every day. AARC couldn't afford a proper cook. Now that AARC is rich and powerful, they can afford the best cook in the world. She serves gourmet institutional cuisine every day. I tell ya, those clients sure do get plump quick. (It is their choice to eat though. After all, its drugs they're addicted to.) Hazel makes the best cookies and milkshakes. She is the one who changes those kids. Not the finely tuned treatment techniques or the confrontational staff. Hazel is the real hero here. I don't see how you can complain about that.

[Anonymous]

The first cook, Agatha, fed us the most disgusting dreck. The meat was the lowest grade, and horrible. We all cheered when she left.

[Anonymous]

And then there was the cook who thought it was a good idea to feed the kids rum balls as a snack....don't think she quite knew where she worked....

[Anonymous]

When your only pleasure in life is the food, and when you lay down in bed at night, the food tastes even better and the matress is even more comfortable.

[Anonymous]

Hazel's food is sick! I would always find some sort of hair in everything, the milk was rotten half the time, and she fries absolutely everything(even the beef) in butter.  We were forced to eat all the time. It was torture.