Now boys...
Short Bus is the ultimate delinquent. He can't be tamed nor made to account for anything. Mindfuck factories couldn't touch him. How could I possibly get any further than they did?
I've given up on trying to shape his behavior. I'm really happy that he's logging in. That's about all we could hope for.
I'm gonna go out for a few drinks with ol' Shorty and shoot some racks of pool. I've given up on trying to change this guy. Instead I'm just gonna hang out with him and let him be himself: the ultimate delinquent. I'll just keep my wallet in my front pocket and lock my watch in the car. It'll work out just fine.