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Offline Anonymous

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« on: April 01, 2005, 10:49:00 AM »
I need a personal assistant, and a caning. I'm not kidding. Unlike many many joke threads, this might appear to be a joke but I am quite serious. Many cult victims have a hard time managing responsibilities. I need someone to boss me around, in a nice way. Serious inquiries only.
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2005, 10:55:00 AM »
Hows about someone part-time?  I could find some space in between bitch-slapping my husband, changing diapers, and ass-fucking the dog.
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2005, 10:59:00 AM »
Ass fucking the dog?  :silly:  :rofl:
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2005, 11:04:00 AM »
:nworthy:  :rofl:
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2005, 01:34:00 PM »
Ass fucking the dog?  Please elaborate!  
Also you failed to include flushing TBPITW!!
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2005, 02:30:00 PM »
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On 2005-04-01 10:34:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Ass fucking the dog?  Please elaborate!  

Also you failed to include flushing TBPITW!!"


Yes, ass-fucking.....as in rectal coitus with my beloved canine.  Altough I have to be creative seeing as I am not currently in possession of the proper apparatus required to perform said ass-fuck.

And no day is complete without getting to flush a big fat quarter bag of my hubby's hydro down the shitter.

Wow, I am fiesty today.  

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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2005, 03:02:00 PM »
Shit Carmel, glad I ain't your husband.  I'd  be pissed if you flushed mine........
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2005, 03:04:00 PM »
I'm even MORE glad that I'm not her DOG! :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2005, 04:02:00 PM »
WOOF!!

Why so dominant?  I think you should be more submissive with your K9 !  Let him be on top for a change.

Grrrr.

WOOF!
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2005, 04:50:00 PM »
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"I'm even MORE glad that I'm not her DOG! :lol:"


Hell yeah, I agree - 'cept Fucktard would prolly like some of that oral action with Carmel's dog.  And, as he is rimming the dogs ass,he can be cornholed by the goof Fr. Cassian, and all the while Ruthie can push a corn cob in and out of her puss and ass...for you see, ruthie is a herm.
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2005, 09:49:00 PM »
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Hell yeah, I agree - 'cept Fucktard would prolly like some of that oral action with Carmel's dog. And, as he is rimming the dogs ass,he can be cornholed by the goof Fr. Cassian, and all the while Ruthie can push a corn cob in and out of her puss and ass...for you see, ruthie is a herm.

http://fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?to ... m=11#92372
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