Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform > Straight, Inc-By-The-Sea
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Dr. Frankiln:
I can answer this one. You can make referrals to Straight by the Sea. For Each druggie you refer to us you will get a $1000.00 cash bonus. If you apprehend a Straight by the Sea runaway you are eligible for reward money for their capture. And if you?re lucky enough, and SIBS is in your jurisdiction you can get paid-off for looking the other way when SIBS occasionally breaks the law.
That is how you can make a huge difference at Straight by the Sea as law enforcenemt personell.
Dr. Frankiln:
This next question comes from Webcrawler:
Dr. Franklin:
Will you please make arrangements for this anon fukker of a troll that is spewing filth about me to have special visits with Gary the Gorilla?
Dr Fucktard:
No problem. I am always willing to help provide Gary with a little 'company' to take the edge off of his captivity. :lol:
I'm going to go ahead and assume that these anons are druggies or they wouldn't be participating in such juvenile behavior. We will need direct links to the said offensive posts to give to the SIBS Hacker so he can start tracking them down. (This information should be PMed to Dr. Franklin or myself) Once we are able to determine who they are and where they are, it's simply a matter of sending the StraightMobile? around to whisk them off to SIBS.
Fr. Cassian:
Hello, Druggies, it's been a while since I've posted here; I've been very busy getting chemically dependent little cretins Straight, through the caring auspices of SIBS, of course, and I haven't had time to spare on other pursuits. However, I have recently been in contact with a group of concerned parents who would like to know a few things that they can do to help get little druggie creeps off of drugs and on tthe path to recovery. The question they have for my esteemed colleague, Dr Fucktard, is this:
"Dr. Fucktard, what do we need to do in order to have you or some of the other SIBS executives come to speak at civic functions, such as Kiwanis or Rotary Club meetings, or maybe at our child's school PTA meetings? Are you available for such engagements?"
I'll leave this one to you, my friend, as I have urgent business at the Church that requires my personal attention---a confession, of sorts. I'd elaborate further, but I don't want to violate "confidentiality" by talking behind backs, so to speak. Thank you, and have a Straight day!
Botched Programming:
Dr. Fuctard.... Why has the SIB's Forum been inactive all this time??? Does this mean that SIB's has closed down??? And what does this do for "Gary The Gorilla's" self esteem???
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