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Offline Dr. Miller Newton

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« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2005, 11:04:00 AM »
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I am a mentally challanged holy roller i am also a parent can you help me? I have psychotic episodes daily and they are gettig worse daily as you can tell by my post on this board supporting organized child abuse.
Then you've come to the right place! :lol:

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I will sign my self in. By the way i feel like i need Marathoned as messed up as i am.

Not a problem- we can arrange for you to marathoned for as long as you'd like..perhaps even longer. We can throw in some forced exercize and food deprivation too if you want..
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« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2005, 04:57:00 PM »
Throw in some sleep deprivsion and you have a deal.
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« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2005, 11:40:00 PM »
I am a chef.Has the position of chef been filled at SIBS? My favorite dish is Campbell's Soup.
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« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2005, 11:56:00 PM »
You're in luck! We still have an opening..
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« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2005, 12:26:00 AM »
Will I be allowed to put mind altering drugs in the Campbell's soup to help in the torture, er I mean treatment of the druggies?
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« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2005, 02:43:00 PM »
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On 2005-03-09 21:26:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Will I be allowed to put mind altering drugs in the Campbell's soup to help in the torture, er I mean treatment of the druggies?"


You think we'd put drugs in the food at SIBS?
Everyone knows it's a drug-free program!
Straight is about getting off of drugs.

Off of drugs---leading a Straight lifestyle.
Freedom from drugs is what we believe in.

Can you picture us drugging the kids before an
Open meeting? There's just no way it'll happen.
Ultimately, we hope to wean them off of meds---
Ritalin, Prozac, Wellbutrin, etc.
Studies have shown that these DON'T WORK for kids.
Even aspirin has abuse potential for druggies.

Why you would even ask perplexes me......
Ever think of the ramifications of drugging kids?

Why, it would be leading them directly to Jails,
Institutions, and Death!
Lots of other programs use drugs, I've heard.
Let's just say that SIBS isn't one of them......
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« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2005, 03:38:00 PM »
Campbells soup? You won't have enough money to purchase name brand stuff. I think you better reconsider and purchase the store brand and off label soups.
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« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2005, 06:08:00 PM »
I have heard from soures there will be a new program, Life By The Bay, that will blow Straight INC. By The Sea out of the water!
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« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2005, 06:13:00 PM »
Sorry, I was under the influence of several drugs at the time I asked. Can I have a role of Chef/Druggie or do you think that would be unethical?
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« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2005, 08:33:00 AM »
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I have heard from soures there will be a new program, Life By The Bay, that will blow Straight INC. By The Sea out of the water!

Those rumors are completely unfounded. Don't believe a goddamned word of it! Do you see them with a forum here on Fornits'? Well....DO YOU?
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« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2005, 08:48:00 AM »
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Sorry, I was under the influence of several drugs at the time I asked. Can I have a role of Chef/Druggie or do you think that would be unethical?

Eventually you may be able to earn this position, but you'll have to complete the program first.

Love ya,
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« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2005, 09:10:00 AM »
Will SIBS have it's own Escort Service or will they be using the same ones as other organizations?
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« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2005, 09:22:00 AM »
SIBS will not rely on escort services, for the most part. Straight has a long-time tradition of convincing the parents (and nowadays in a lot of cases the clients themselves) that they are in need of our help, so we have no need for 3rd party coercion. The parents or the clients will take care of that like they always have.
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« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2005, 09:34:00 AM »
Are all those allegations against DR.Miller Newton true?I am begining to think I should wait for Life By The Bay to begin operations and send my druggie daughter and her enabling brother there.
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« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2005, 09:56:00 AM »
Some of them are, and some of them are most definitely NOT. When you're the best at anything, there are always those who would wish to bring you down. Doctor Newton is a prime example of this if there ever was one! This man has been giving his all in the name of treatment for decades now. I've seen him struggle through extreme difficulty and hardship along the way, but never to be daunted in the least. I urge you to choose SIBS despite the Doctor's "bad rep." :tup:
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