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« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2005, 05:51:00 PM »
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"Dr. Newton i want you to handle my intake so i can beat you with a blue chair. Then shove whats left of that chair up your ass! If your willing to handle my intake at Staight i am willing to attend. Did i meantion i have a conceal carry permit? "


You don't deserve my attention at your intake, Druggie, but you'll get it anyway.  We're going to Marathon(TM) you from Day One! We'll see how you feel about "Rectal Blue Chair Insertion(TM)" about 30 minutes into your intake!  As far as your ill-concealed threat regarding concealed weapons, rest assured you will be thouroughly searched at the jail/psych ward before we even see you.  That's right, Animals, you are going to be the first court-ordered phaser at the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea (formerly Straight, Inc. v2.0)!

Love ya!

Have a seat.....
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« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2005, 06:08:00 PM »
Rectal Bue Chair Insertion and Marathoning
TRADEMARKED!!!
 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
Doc you kill me. I'm headed for hysterical laughter again better start me over or send me to clean some toilets.

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« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2005, 10:11:00 PM »
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On 2005-03-05 00:05:00, Anonymous wrote:


"Dr. Newton i want you to handle my intake so i can beat you with a blue chair. Then shove whats left of that chair up your ass! If your willing to handle my intake at Staight i am willing to attend. Did i meantion i have a conceal carry permit? "




You don't deserve my attention at your intake, Druggie, but you'll get it anyway.  We're going to Marathon(TM) you from Day One! We'll see how you feel about "Rectal Blue Chair Insertion(TM)" about 30 minutes into your intake!  As far as your ill-concealed threat regarding concealed weapons, rest assured you will be thouroughly searched at the jail/psych ward before we even see you.  That's right, Animals, you are going to be the first court-ordered phaser at the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based Straight, Inc.-by-the-Sea (formerly Straight, Inc. v2.0)!



Love ya!



Have a seat.....
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What are you going to do after i get out? No where on the planet would be safe for you or the staff. I would take great pleasure in showing you and the staff my AR-15 and how well it works. So far you have been lucky no one has come back for you ass. If you would manage to somehow manage to Marathon(TM) me in straigh there has to be a first for everything.
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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2005, 11:24:00 PM »
Yeah, isn't it funny? I mean, fucking Virgil had himself and the world convinced that he had to lock us in little rooms in our underwear, throw us around by the hair, watch us shit, strip search us and go to other extraordinary and inhumane lengths because the druggie teenager is such a highly dangerous and unstable beast as to warrant any an all means of control!

Oh, it goes on from there! The DFAF keeps their office door locked, and only sees people by appointment because they're afraid of all the recalcitrant 'druggies' who couln't face 'ourselves' and so we seeth w/ insane hatred for our would be saviors.

There's a really well told account somewhere around here from Bob Patterson's chance encounter w/ Mrs. Pete (Peterman, Peterson, Pete... the jury's still out, she goes by all of those and a few more) in a hardware store. He's got such a gift for the vignette, I wish he'd send off some writing samples to some magazines!

And yet, to date, people have lobbed lawyers, lawsuits and
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« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2005, 12:38:00 AM »
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"Yeah, isn't it funny? I mean, fucking Virgil had himself and the world convinced that he had to lock us in little rooms in our underwear, throw us around by the hair, watch us shit, strip search us and go to other extraordinary and inhumane lengths because the druggie teenager is such a highly dangerous and unstable beast as to warrant any an all means of control!


Now, now Ginger.. we've both been told that never happened, and we're just disgruntled failures.  

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I cut it short to save some space, but yeah, Bob really DOES need a book deal... or at least a column.  Good stuff.  

They were projecting... they still are.  Back then,  it was the parents (okay, some of them) who were smoking dope in the 60's, hell bent on atoning for their sins thru their children... and religion.  Now it's become a hybrid Munchausen's syndrome / Status symbol.  These poor parents (figuratively speaking) have had their LIVES disrupted by these horrible children.  Those poor dears!  And from such a fine, upstanding family!  It's almost cool to have a "kid in rehab" these days.  

 

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« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2005, 02:49:00 AM »
keyword "almost"
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« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2005, 04:52:00 PM »
I?ll never forget the time me and another activist walked into the Drug Free America foundation. We simply asked to see a copy of their 501c3 papers. The rule is they have to supply it immediately upon request or face a 1000.00$ fine and or have their license yanked. It only took about 30 seconds until all hell broke loose. Some big black guy, aka,
?Football linebacker flunky?, came running from a back room. The voices were shrieking at us. They were TOTALLY INCENSED AND SCARED! We had walked right into their camp and said hey remember us?? At that precise moment they realized how serious of a problem they faced. We made it out ok, barely missing the cops, which they had called. We filed our own complaint about an hour later. Nothing ever came from it. Funny how the cop, once we explained the real story behind these vermin actually supported us. About a week later we both received official letters telling us to never visit them again under the risk of  trespassing charges. From that point forward the all-powerful DFAF has had their doors locked. Bunch of Nazis fuckers. I hope they all burn in hell if there is such a place. Until then, I hope they are constantly on the lookout for us. The kids that have a real good memory! The ones that will never let it go. The ones that look forward to our day in court. Until then DFAF and you personally Calvin Fae????.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

You can say whatever you want but the truth is you represent Child Abuse. Your very programs would not be possible in other countries, why? Because the world body agrees with us! Children have rights!

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« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2005, 09:18:00 AM »
Interesting...when was this? Where is the DFAF located?
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« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2005, 01:11:00 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2005, 06:30:00 PM »
Don't talk shit about me, nigger. Serious.
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« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2005, 06:35:00 PM »
wow another little fucked up white kid from straight, poor bastard.
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« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2005, 08:29:00 PM »
Animals is mixed.
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« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2005, 05:26:00 PM »
Just because I have a third leg doesn't mean you can call me mixed. And just because I'm a halfbreed koondawg doesn't mean that you should call me one of those kids or w/e the hell you're talking shit about that I can't understand. And just because I like the gristle on the end of the chickenbone to chew on, doesnt' mean I am a poor bastard.
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« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2005, 06:47:00 PM »
Then I guess I will just call you a Tragic Mulatto. How's that?
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« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2005, 07:41:00 PM »
Will THE REAL ANIMALS please stand up?
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