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taking acid for the first time and listening to Hendrix while watching the poster play along with the music
Seems to me you were crossing thresholds with your drug use already---I'd say stage 3 and headed for 4--
realizing that LSD could induce telepathy
This bit of druggie nonsense I will not even address....
making bongs out of household items
Again, seeking out the effects of chemicals. Druggie, you were obviously crying out for help. If not, then those that loved you darned sure were, because your selfish druggie will was making their lives a living hell. At the risk of sounding redundant, I will say "It WAS all your fault!"
smoking hash and playing Dungeons and Dragons
You see---dabbling in the occult. One of the sure symptoms of a chemically-dependent teen! Compine these satanic role-playing games with drugs in an adolescent mind, and you have a recipe for disaster. Studies have shown that these two are inextricably linked to suburban teen homicides in 86% of all cases. They can also lead to homosexuality and curfew violations.
Face it, Druggie--you NEEDED Straight!
going to rock concerts and getting high with 5000 other stoners while listening to live music"
How typically druggie. Glorifying these montages of musical mularkey and the attendant throngs of stoned, orgiastic teenagers. The fact that you would willingly pay admission to one of these Carnivals of Chemicals tells me that you were most likely a late 3rd or early 4th stage druggie.
You needed Straight's help, Druggie, and by continuing to ignore the Tools of Personal Change that we gave you, continue to need it. You are on your way to jail, a mental ward, or the grave.
Love ya! Have a seat!
