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RegalPlague:






-That is all..go about your business.

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[ This Message was edited by: fka on 2005-06-01 21:01 ]

Anonymous:
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done
anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on highway
rest stop I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they
wouldn't listen.
"So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and
smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring,
and threw it on the ground. 'Now, back off!!' I yelled 'Or you'll answer
to me!'"
St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."

Erinys:

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"i would definitely give money to the second guy.



 :rofl: "

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I second the motion
To seek out the best through the whole Union, we must resort to the information which from the best of men, acting disinterestedly and with the purest motives, is sometimes incorrect.
Thomas Jefferson Letter to Elias Shipman and others of New Haven, July 12, 1801.

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reminds me of dc

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