2/3/05. 1:26:11 am
First off, I have to brush my teeth.
Ah, much better. Minty & cool. No more scuz. Oops I didn?t floss. Be right back.
Done. Fornits is busted tonight. There is talk on the other board about Animals. No talking behind backs.
Oh my god, did I tell you about my new Beck thing? I have a Beck thing now. I have two of his cds, plus I just downloaded GETTOCHIP MALFUNCTION. His music has enough happening in it to keep a ADD pseudoephedrine amped girl like me entertained.
Sorry, this is a bit slow tonight. I?m just getting warmed up, really. I?m gonna take another hit. Oh, you know that thing about holding the smoke in for as long as possible? Is that for real? I mean do dat work?
Wait, there is something my troll said. Yes, I called everyone assholes. I just wanted to say that that is true, not just a rumor, or a troll lie. Let?s see what else. Oh, to clarify my marijuana history: oh yes I have so too gotten stoned before. I was forced by circumstance to live without both my favorite drugs for quite some time. Drinking came back last year. Helps me a lot. Now I have marijuana. Smoke drifts over my desk.
Speaking of kings, where is Troll King?
I miss A.W. (not someone from here, I?m back to the life I lead outside ciber world.) Anyhoo but he was crazy, They got a video of him, on a fabulous snowy night, holding on to the rear bumper of someone?s car driving around town. He?s using his boots for skis, like. What do you call that, florida water people?
A.W. the crazy. But HOT. I mean Calvin Klein underwear model hot. I am not fucking kidding you. In fact, a little while back, I saw a model in a magazine and I had to keep looking at it to see if it was him or not. Okay, you?re wondering what is so crazy. First off, major drunk. We had a date, and he walks down to my house to get me and he is wasted. God damn Greek god beautiful wasted asshole. Nah, he?s not an asshole for his drinking. Don?t worry, I sent him off that evening. Bye. Next time come when you?re not drunk.
Now please don?t read me wrong. If we went out, and got plastered together, what of it, or if we were hanging out making a meal or something and he got drunk, that is not a problem. Or I?d be calling the irish kettle ? something.
But come on, you?re with me, right? This was like a first or second date or something. No, on our first date, that again was the occasion for coming off a long grassless dessert into the savannah. Carlights waved by in the eight o?clock street like emissaries from the galaxies. He he he. Like it? Fuck, excuse me, I was saying, Yes. AW. Smoking weed. Yum. The show was cancelled. So we walked down over the bridge and stood in random parking lot and I tried as hard as I could to concentrate on the stories he was telling me about his first hometown boys. But I was so very high. We got back to second-hometown and I made him take me to the store for munchy stuff. I wish I could explain what I mean when I say he is crazy. First of all, his stare like a feral animal. He says obscure metaphorical things. He had that thing that charismatic people have, integrity of self. I don?t mean moral, he was an asshole. I mean soul integrity. And that is fucking attractive as hell.
little tangent there. Hell Yes! That is the song I am listening to. Gettochip Malfunction. Yes a Beck song. He?s my new loverboy. I love Beck. Beck and Pietra, sittin in tree, kissing. I?m like that boy, in About A Boy (only I?m a girl) who just does stuff to embarrass himself, even though he kind of knows he?s doing it anyway. God, that mother was pathetic. She was funny, That actress played another role like that one, a totally annoying overemotional person, only in that movie her character really sucks. Hmmnn. Talking about yourself again, Pietra? Yes I am. Omg. Wtf. HEHEHEHEHE. I just trolled myself.
God that Pietra chick is whacked. Oh mygod, and you know it ain?t just the weed, either.
Well, that?s about it, folks. I?ve either run out of lies, or I?ve run out of truth. I can?t tell which.
An I?m wasted and I can?t find my way home. Wait, I am home. Okay. Bye now. FOR REAL. GET OFF. GO TO SLEEP.
Oh yeah, another thing I have to ask about is how do you know when the bowl is smoked out? Now don?t make fun of me. I just used to smoke joints. I think I made my own bowl in high school though, out of a piece of wood. How clever of me. It was crude though.
P.S. 4:19:58am Fornits still out! There is an air of mystery around baremetal.com, regarding an unplanned/unexpected move.
Can it, Pietra.
Okay, one more thing. There are several secret undercurrents going on on the board. It is fun. Some people know something, and they are hinting at it. I think others know it too, but nobody will say? the tension is building.
