Sucked a burro's dick on the internet in New Jersey. They have state laws against that shit you know! These staff need to stop thinking that just cuz it's ok in Idaho (and anywhere that they can still execute you by means of the gallows or a firing squad probably doesn't have strict laws), doesn't mean they can come blow animals for a living in the East!
Actually, I guess Caroline was from California. But as a 3-year running transplant to Cali, this place is almost as fucked up as potato country. Almost.
But DAMN the bitches are fine.