Thugs and no-good layabouts, eh?
How about Pierre Berton as your typical pothead?
AT 84, BERTON REVEALS NOT ALL JOINTS PAINFUL
Teaches Tv Viewers How To Roll Doobie On Cbc Next Week. Celebrated Author Says He First Turned To Pot In His 40s
For decades, Canadians relied on Pierre Berton for the straight dope.
But no one would have guessed from the bow ties, the silver comb-over and the stiff upper lip that the legendary Canadian broadcaster and newsman actually smoked the stuff.
Berton, now 84, told the Toronto Star that he's been a recreational marijuana smoker since the '60s, and will show Canadian audiences how to roll a joint on Monday's season premiere of Rick Mercer's Monday Report.
"I enjoy the odd joint but I never go overboard," said Berton, who conceded that he is actually "terrible" at rolling, and prefers to use a small device to facilitate the process. "I smoke about once a month to help me relax."
Berton, a former editor and columnist at the Star, became a fixture in Canadian media throughout the '60s and '70s as host of the Pierre Berton Show. He's the author of such titles as 1967: The Last Good Year and Farewell to the Twentieth Century.
And while he has no qualms about discussing it, Berton doesn't attribute any of his success in Canadian media to his marijuana use.
"While I'm working I never smoke or drink anything," he said.
Berton appears in a regular segment of Mercer's show called Celebrity Tip, in which high profile Canadians explain how to perform simple household functions.
"First of all, you need a good rolling surface," Berton deadpans in the clip as he guides a young assistant. "Start in the middle, roll outwards, and let your thumbs do most of the work ..."
Once complete, Berton scrutinized the joint and pronounces his approval: "firm but not too firm."
Berton doesn't recall the specifics of his first experimentation with dope, but says it happened when he was in his 40's. Before then, he had no access to the drug.
"When I was in my 20s, the only thing we had was liquor," he said. "I'd never heard of marijuana. But I gave it a couple tries in the '60s and it was all right."
While Berton isn't interested in becoming Canada's next poster boy for the legalization of marijuana, he believes our current laws are dysfunctional and outdated.
"We could save the taxpayers an enormous amount of money by ( legalizing marijuana )," he said. "We've been putting people in jails for planting the stuff for years and it hasn't worked. It's the same as prohibition in the U.S. in the '30s. All it does is create an enormous criminal body."
"If people who are of age want to have a smoke let them have a smoke, I say."
The federal government plans to re-introduce a bill in the near future that would remove the criminal penalty for possession of 30 grams of marijuana, which, depending on how you roll them, amounts to several joints.
Mercer said yesterday that the item filmed Wednesday was "quite a coup" for his show that he was thrilled just to meet Berton, let alone spend a couple of hours in his home, discussing how to avoid "toke burns."
The show's host added he didn't know whether it was real pot ( "on the show you don't see anyone smoking anything" ) and he professed not to remember whether it was provided by the show's staff or the great author.
Berton doesn't expect his joint-rolling tutorial or his pronouncement to cause his reputation to go up in smoke.
"I suppose people will get a kick out of it," he said. "But I've reached the stage in life where I don't give a damn what I say or what people think."
Rick Mercer's Monday Report airs on CBC Monday at 9 pm.