Gay Niggers from Outer Space--The Movie

[Anonymous]

This short black and white comedy begins over a peaceful starfield as a narrator who sounds strung out on Qualudes babbles on about a universe where men can "express" themselves, all possible because someone loves us and watches over us "as we play" (?). Of course, it's implied that the ones watching over the galaxy are "the gay niggers from outer space" (the narrator's voice quivers as he lingers on every syllable of this title). The scene shifts to the deck of the Ring Musculatoris #2, where brave leader Captain B. Dick investigates this new "Earth," a world infested with icky females. The narrator informs us that the Gay Niggers come from the planet Anus where they have been able to create a male-only way of living, " a perfect society" he eerily intones. For some reason, being a black homosexual alien also involves dressing up like a member of Parliament Funkadelic but this small detail is never fully explained. The crew beams the young gay Cadet Arminaus down to the planet, and after a brief exchange with a woman the frightened alien vaporizes her with his death ray. This elite group of interstellar gays make quick work of Earth, moving from continent to continent and exterminating anything with a menstrual cycle. In Asia they blast a bunch of horrible young women torturing a poor little geek, who joyfully embraces the black alien after being freed from his bondage. Sensing that victory is in their grasp, the entire crew fists a mystical brown ring to find out which one of them will be left on earth as the new gay ambassador, who will be transformed into a white dorky-looking fellow (??) to lead the planet into it's new gay future. The short ends with a brief colorized pool scene where the transformed inhabitants of Earth take a stand "for a gay universe!" The offensive title combined with strange imagery and wacky alternative lifestyle humor makes Gay Niggers... an instant underground classic that's definitely superior to most of the dreck that passes for American short cinema. The guys who made this (Danish filmmaker and comedian Morton Lindberg) were obviously going for the jugular and they succeded, right to the anti-social extremes of comedy. Definitely a must for that boring sweet sixteen party or hospital visits for hernia surgery.

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

GNAA ANNOUNCES PLANS TO ASSASSINATE GEORGE W. BUSH
Reuters, Afghanistan

In a candle lit tent filled with towl headed but otherwise fully naked sand niggers, an anonymous GNAA representative announced his plans to assassinate George W. Bush for his attempts to suppress faggotry in the US. While masturbating furiously during an anal sodomy, he was quoted as saying, "[George W. Bush's] bill to ban gay marriages may have been largely defeated in the US Senate, but the GNAA does not stand for overt insults to its sodomous ideology."

After an abrupt orgasm accompanied by profuse sweating which provided much needed drinkable liquid to the otherwise arid area, it was stated by the GNAA representatives that George W. Bush's assassination will be carried out "soon." They plan to deploy 37 Apache helicopters in a formation depicting an erect penis to the white house painted proudly with the Penisbird emblem. After suicide bombing the white house with a few of the helicopters, some of the remaining ones will land and initiate a full scale foot assault on the establishment. Fully erect and positively naked GNAA soldiers will capture the president and incapacitate him through a series of vicious and unrelenting sodomies, finally ending his miserable life by forcing him to suffocate by orally accepting the penis of a Gay Nigger.

Meanwhile, the secret service and other fascist American establishments will be kept at bay by GNAA's third corporate infantry, which consists of a Nigerian and Afghanistanian assembly of Gayniggers equipped with the weapons of mass destruction which were never found in Iraq due to the negligence of the now analy and orally sodomized president.

The GNAA has appropriated these weapons during it's recent hostile takeover of Electronic Arts and has profited $200 million in its third quarter due to its sale of Decapitation Insurance.

The assassination of George W. Bush will send a clear message to America that the GNAA cannot be suppressed through legislation. "Erotic torturous sodomy causing the death of the president is just the beginning."

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

[Anonymous]

GNAA Announces Remastered Version of Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie
GNAA Announces Remastered Version of Gayniggers From Outer Space: The Movie
GNAA Vice-President and co-founder JesuitX announced Friday that GNAA founder timecop had completed his nine-month long project of remastering Morton Lindberg's classic Danish masterpiece, Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie.

Said timecop, "I undertook this project so the Gay Nigger Association of America could easily spread the gay nigger seed with a crystal-clear picture and DVD-quality sound. But most of all, I do it for my gay nigg[er]s."

The previously mentioned JesuitX and GNAA high-level operator lysol were allowed early access to view the remastered version of movie. Having been already familiar with the VHS copy currently in circulation, they were in for a real treat. JesuitX was quoted as saying "In that scene where Captain B. Dick [played by Sammy P. Soloman] takes Arminass [played by Coco P. Dalbert] into the relaxing room for a conversation, the beautiful quality of the black skin, combined with the crystal clear sound made it feel like the Captain was sitting right next to me, massaging my knee, and letting me know he always has an eye on my ass. I lost complete control and starting masturbating furiously."

GNAA member l0de was also heard in background continuously saying "LOL JEWS DID WTC LOL JEWS".

Digitally Remastered version of Gayniggers from Outer Space is to be available for worldwide distribution immediately. Everyone is encouraged to download it using BitTorrent, by clicking here. You will need a BitTorrent client to download this release.



About Gayniggers from Outer Space: The Movie:


Sponsored by Carlsberg Pilsner
Produced by GayJack Movies
Distributed by WorldWide GayMovies
Dino De Laurentus & Raymond Hansen Present
A Lindberg & Kaistensen Production



"The Universe. It's mighty power. It's evolutionary force, not to be stopped by anyone. In its beauty, this, this is a happy place to stay, filled with harmony and cosmic joy. A free place, where men can express themselves, and be as when they were born. All of this is, because someone cares. Because someone looks after us. When we sleep, when we play. When we act natural. This is a movie about those who risk life, and partners, to guarantee living in a wonderful and free universe. This is a movie about the Gayniggers From Outer Space. The Gayniggers come from the planet Anus, in the 8th Sun System, far far away from here. They are much, much more intelligent than any other creature in the Univerise. The most fascinating thing about them is that they, with the help of their super intelligence, and their highly developed telepathic system, Braintapping, will be able to create a world, a society, a perfect world to live in without the presence of women. A MALE ONLY WORLD."

Starring
Coco P. Dalbert as ArmInAss
Sammy Saloman as Capt. B. Dick
Gerald F. Hail as D. Ildo
Gbartokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls
Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul
Johnny Conny & Tony Thomas as The Gay Ambassador

[Anonymous]

This movie fucking rocks.

No, I am not a GNAA member.

[Anonymous]

:wstupid:
Is anyone hanging out here except random GNAA trollers?  

PS I love your smiley selection!!!!

PPS Check out the GNAA on http://www.slashdot.org (they usually get first post on about half the discussions or so)

[Anonymous]

This topic and all posts so far are very offensive.

[Anonymous]

On 2005-06-30 03:55:00, Anonymous wrote:

"This topic and all posts so far are very offensive.

"

You mean like this one?

GNAA member l0de was also heard in background continuously saying "LOL JEWS DID WTC LOL JEWS".