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Offline Marty Douchebag Kruglik

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« on: May 18, 2004, 06:39:00 PM »
Me love smears, me smear face with fecal matter so me can hunt Buffalo.

Me get horny when me so see Buffalo

Buffalo tends to excite me, me so horny

Me download Buffalo porn flicks off internet

Me then dance naked in front of computer

Me song go something like this.

Hi yuh yuh hi yuh yuh hi yuh me so love Buffalo

Hi yuh yuh hi yuh hi yuh yuh me want to fuck Buffalo.

When me smear poopy all over face me masked my scent and make me a more efficient hunter.

Me smell so bad I can walk side by side in a heard of Buffalo and go undetected.
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Offline Marty Douchebag Kruglik

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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2004, 09:01:00 PM »
How, me Marty Kruglik, me Indian. me so oreintate you into elan.

Me so notice you have a large spinxter, me so wonder if me so can sucky sucky it?

Me so where old sweater like in elan video, this sweater was popular 15 years ago.

Me nick name you can call me is Jar Jar Kruglik

Me Indian , you new resident

You must surrender your shoe laces and have to earn priveleges to wear your pants, me take laces and pants now, fork it over son.

You now worker of service crew, you cannot talk to anyone unless they are strength, me so strength,, me head director.

Me offer you feather so you wear in hair.

That is all for now

Hi yuh yuh hi yuh yuh

hi yuh yuh hi yuh yuh

howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Offline Marty Douchebag Kruglik

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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2004, 10:02:00 PM »
Marty and Jeffery walked into the woods together and got butt naked and made some serious homosexual love with each other.

Jeffery wore a cowboy hat and Marty had on his fecal matter warpaint, I guess it was their version of gay cowboys and Indians.

Me so want jeffery to be a naked cowboy, me so horny for little fat man Jeff Gottlieb to penetrate my asshole.

hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2004, 07:47:00 AM »
Me make you knowck on door

"Knock"
"Whos out there" ?
"come in"

Me so deal with you for not following Injun policy, hi yuh yuh

Me so see you get booked for reacting to pick up paper off floor, hi yuh yuh

Me so see you also were booked for talking without strength. hi yuh yuh

As le me so command you to wash pots and pans, hi yuh yuh.

Me so also recommend that you say 7 hi yuh yuh's before going to bed each night.

Hi yuh yuh. hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2004, 11:25:00 AM »
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2004, 06:50:00 AM »
Me Marty Kruglik, you student, you knock on my door and I yell at you.

hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2004, 03:44:00 PM »
comedy suffers, bowing out to historical accuracy.
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quot;Its a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor\" - Bob Dylan

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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2005, 06:39:00 PM »
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On 2004-05-18 15:39:00, Marty Douchebag Kruglik wrote:

"Me love smears, me smear face with fecal matter so me can hunt Buffalo.



Me get horny when me so see Buffalo



Buffalo tends to excite me, me so horny



Me download Buffalo porn flicks off internet



Me then dance naked in front of computer



Me song go something like this.



Hi yuh yuh hi yuh yuh hi yuh me so love Buffalo



Hi yuh yuh hi yuh hi yuh yuh me want to fuck Buffalo.



When me smear poopy all over face me masked my scent and make me a more efficient hunter.



Me smell so bad I can walk side by side in a heard of Buffalo and go undetected."

 :nworthy:
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2005, 01:03:00 PM »
[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 06:38 ]
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