Yeah, lugs were funny, cold often, but always funny, unless it was you, and then you just saved it for the rap, scheming how you were gonna turn an indictment around on the staff or accusing student. Or gameplanning with a friend about taking the rap over...that was always cool as hell, taking control from the staff with or without their knowledge. The best was when someone else would go totally berserk, that was always fun to watch, adding little comments to help them lose it.
Although, for the kids that felt the need to steal, fuck the animals, and jerking off to stolen girl's underwear.............we really truly should have been able to give them a righteous blanket party. That was bullshit. Liars also included, not cedu's version of a liar, but a liar, what fucking fucks. And for the guys who would bust out in raps that they were attracted to other guys.......uhmmm couldn't we have beat them, or at the very least, let the biscuit bandits have their own dorm?
oh that's right, because the rest of us dorm heads would have had to work harder to keep our shit wired tight, cause the faggots really kept shit spit shined.
Of all the double standards that I ever saw, that was some of the worst shit. You'd be putting up with some kid cracking on you about say...dead parents, course you'd crack back, bbut these faggots would wince around acting like faggots in general and you couldn't even snicker.........what was that about. Or religion?
?? what about that?
?? the only ones that could practice religion were the jewish kids. That may have been the coldest cut of all to a good ol' boy, wouldn't even let us have our own god. The jews recieved special treatment as a whole, I had some very good jewish friends when I was there, but watching them being able to celebrate all these shitting holidays plus the cedu barbarism plus special treatment of minorities who can't take jokes made me sick. hahahahahhahhhahahhahhahhahahhaha
which is so funny now because in 2004, you can't even talk shit to somebody for fear of getting an assault charge leveled at you in court. Guess the world is turning to CEDU..........
And hey, I'm an equal opportunity type of guy....I hate all types equally.
bwahahahhahhahaaha Don't Judge they said...
well he fucked a goat, mr staff person, I ain't gonna like him for it, or even accept it.... maybe if he fucked it out in the open, then at least he had a plan.
My point is there was a few kids that deserved to be there, most of us did not. Shit, this talk about gang-bangers needing to be there.... shit the whole time I was there, like 5 hard cases came in, and 5 hard-cases left. Shit, everybody was a gansta' (is that proper ebonics??) everybody thought they were tough.... until the day you found out they were from a upper class gated community....that hurts the bad-ass credibility.
oh that was funny too, these skin and bones motherfuckers that would talk about all the ass they whupped back home. That was funny as hell. Shit, I was in fights all the time before I went, but they never amounted to shit, and they sure as hell didn't make me tough.
Don't get me wrong, lots of tough shit happened to kids that was wrong, you didn't fuck with them for it, no matter how much they pissed you off. Guess that was like the unwritten rule. Most times new kids didn't know that, and sometimes you would have to show them the error of their ways. You broke it, ya got broke. CEDU was just not a real good place for working out tough issues, especially for the girls, who had to air a lot of dirty laundry in front of a bunch of guys. I didn't have a lot of baggage, so it never bothered me to talk about it.
They loved to stick fuck-ups in my dorm, people that should have been left on a doorstep, the liars, the thieves, the homos, the fake hardasses. I should have got a commission for the kids I sent packing to ascent for being assholes in general, not just to the system.
The strategy was simple, I was dorm head, I had a assistant dorm head who was in the know, and I had at least one barbarian that I had created in my own image in the dorm also. You would start fucking with him when he was being an ass, then you would ignore, then fuck with again. Suddenly the gameplan would go unscripted and you would try to make him cry, if that worked, usually he found a way to fly right, or leave to another dorm. Sometimes if you really needed to get rid of him, you would piss him off until he broke the violence agreement, then it was down the road to ascent with his ass, nobody the wiser. Of course there were those that you just couldn't break because they were such morons, and you would just avoid them.
Oh and the ones that were too tough to break??? those you just took their talents and used them constructively, molding them into the image that you wanted. They were your bitter halves. They would take your hard lessons learned, apply them, use their talents as well and then they were free to create their own, still owing allegiance to you. That was so cool and that is one of the few things I miss very much. That was the one place where the insidious big brother program paid off, you had your own army of crazy bastards, and you used them to do things you could not as a upper level student. So you couldn't call someone outright a bitch across the house, so you got your new voyager buddy to do it for you. Didn't like another kid, but fucking with him got you working?? well that's where your little brother and a tube of toothpaste came in.
and war in the dorms..... remember those days, one side against the other, taking all their tp and putting it in your footlocker. Shitting in their toilets and not flushing. Flushing all toilets to burn the shower takers. or filling up a five gallon bucket of cold water and dumping it into the showers?? The pillow fights? that was fun trying to think of excuses a guy I knocked out could use to explain his cauliflower ear and rashed up face.
