You did not miss out on anything worthwhile while you were in Straight. On the contrary, you gained the tools needed to live the life of a happy Straightling. What are friends, school, jobs, fashion, music, etc., compared to the fun we had getting Straight? Not only did you receive tools for personal change, but you gained many happy memories from the time you spent in group. So many adults come up to me and say, "Dr. Fucktard, I really regret that I wasted my teenage years doing normal teenage things. How I wish that I were lucky enough to have gotten the priveledge to attend Straight for those years!" I can only tell these unfortunates that obviously their parents didn't love them--if they had, then they would have put them in Straight! However, they are now lucky enough to be able to attend the new, improved, all-ages Straight v2.0! It doesn't matter if you're an addict or not, you will improve yourself immeasureably by going through the program and getting Straight. I would even like to see some of you druggies sign yourselves AND your kids in. It's not like you druggies are good parents--but you can start on the road to being one by sign ing both your kids and yourselves in Straight. It would do both generations a world of good.