Stop it, Ginger. You're encouraging people to disrupt this forum. There is absolutely NO ROOM for satire, parody, burlesque, or humour of this nature here. Why? Because I don't like it! I don't like it so much that I have to continually bitch about it as an anon poster. In fact, I end up "distracting from the cause" moreso than Fucktard, Newton or Therion EVER could with my complaints that succeed solely in perpetuating the very nonsense that I claim to want to see come to an end. Please take a serious attitude.
Sincerely,
Anon Fuckwit