Every time I try it, I keep hoping for a glorious wave of groovy relaxation that over takes my whole being like one big hazy lazy mellow yellow smile.
wtf?
What you are looking for can be found by using heroin, or pharmaceutical opiates such as morphine, oxycontin, or dilaudid.
Marijuana doesn't really get you high, it "just" short-circuits the bullshit that society, and then Straight, programmed into your mind. Smoking marijuana
will free you from that bullshit, but for a
real "groovy relaxation that takes over (your) whole being", heroin is the ticket.