OK, angry mob, you succeeded in getting me banished to the OFFA for being honest about my experiences. I submit to your will. Obviously I can't get a fair shake around here, so I'm going to try something new. I'm going to change my name, be respectful and get along with everyone, no matter how much I disagree.
In order to help get your buy-in for this new way of doing things, I'll let you pick my new name. Please start a list of APPROPRIATE names and I will pick one of your offerings and use it here as a sign of my willingness to change my approach. Please get started and I will notify you of the one I choose.