My advice for my family if they ever want to institutionalize me is one of my favorite lines out of the Sopranos. Junior Soprano is in a diner and he and Tony have words and he says to Tony, "If you come back here, come hard or don't come at all."
That's my standing advice to my people for institutionalization, "Come hard or don't come at all," cause I got an itchy trigger finger.
Not that I'm in any danger of that sort of shit, but it is the principle of the thing.