I am free to post satire if I want, it's not against the rules here. Neither is posting under another username. It's obvious that thread bothered you a lot. I think it was so over the top, it was obviously tongue in cheek and most people figured that out on the first page.
Satire? Let's let the readers decide You made very clear and very serious allegations of fact. You first wrote:
I am taking an indefinite break from fornits starting from this point. It has been made clear to me via email and text message that somebody here is not happy with my opinions and is threatening to fax my posts about drug use and suicide to my boss, which they confirmed they know who it is. I am a new employee and this drama would likely end in me being fired, and unfortunately I cannot take this chance at this point in my life. I have stated my opinions, and you know how I truly feel. I was instructed to post this thread titled "I am a bitch" and to confirm that I am really a program parent pretending to be a troubled teen because I'm brainwashed. Well I did it, but I will not leave without an explanation. I know you are reading this. I did what you asked, if you have any semblance of a soul you will let this end now. If I get fired it's not just my life that will be ruined, people depend on me. I'd ask that all my posts are deleted but I know they have already been copied. So long, fornits.
Turns out there was no blackmail. You created PosterX to scare others off. Satire?
When I did this, you disappeared. Probably took you a while to come up with a way out... So you decided to "stand up for free speech" despite fictional risks to your job and changed your story to this:
This thread documents the failed attempt to blackmail me into silence. This is a common occurrence on this forum, beware releasing personal information to people here, say the wrong thing, and that info might be used against you.
I don't see the satire. You made serious false allegations. If your arguments "stand on your own" then why the need to defame others who disagree with you. You know damn well what you did. Why should anybody believe you when you say you were in a program. Apart from you claiming it was a WWASP program there are no other details... probably because a good portion of WWASP schools got shut down by the authorities and the other half caved in to bad PR.
If you went to SCLA, chances are you were at some point locked
in the hobbit. If you went to TB maybe
Jay Kay or Randall Hinton pepper sprayed you until you got chemical burns. How about the
dog cages at High Impact. Even the mexicans were appalled. Everybody from the FTC to the State Department has said "stay the hell away".
Montana PBS did their own documentary (covers a good few WWASP programs). Is THAT how they saved your life. TELL ME. You claim they saved you life then I want to hear more than pathetic anecdote. I want to hear you describe
what they had to do to break you down and I want to hear you justify it. I want to hear you justify the beatings. Don't lie to me and say it did't happen because in EVERY single WWASP program there has been documented and often well publicized abuse. Tell me how beating you down and training you like a dog was justified. Tell me why it was necessary!