De digg bou' postehs like Psy 'n Dysfuncshun Dguncshun is, duuhhhh, dey dink you're sputid. Dey dink ebehybody dat reads f'nits is sputid, 'n dat dey are smehts. So dey go around the, uh uh uh, forum telligg odeh peoble what t' dink. Lee me lone!Dink bou' it like dis, duuhhhh, if webuh webuhre in a debate club in high school. When webuh get t' a debate the, duh uhh, topic is are teen programs abusibe, duh...uh...? Your opposigg team is on de opposite side of the, ERRRR, stage, uh uh uh, 'n you winb the, errr, coin toss. GEE danks.In your openigg statemin, instead of arguigg de poit dat programs are abusibe, uh uh uh, but you instead start t' behate de odeh team wid pehsonal kesshuns. "Whehe did you go t' school! Doihh, COOL!, duh...uh...? What makes you crediggle t' answebuhr dis, duh...uh...?! Doihh, COOL! I dink you are lyigg! Doihh, COOL!! Doihh, COOL!" Den your opponents get deir turn, 'n dey make a logical,webuhll reasonid and rashunal argumin bou' errrr, why programs are safe, uh uh uh, in a confident 'n webuhll mannehid way. Which side wudd you bote t' win, duh...uh...? Psy felt de neid to innerbuhjeck himself into dis debate, uh uh uh, cuz he beliebes I was fooligg peoble in some elaborate game, uh uh uh, by blackmailigg myself 'n postigg my own pictures. He makes up lies bou' habigg proof, uh uh uh uh uh, yet offehs nodigg but guesses, duuhhhh, 'n deories sent t' him bia pribate message. If you make an accusashun, you shudd be aggle t' probe it. Gawlly!All you habe is a guess, duuhhhh, 'n your kesshunigg of me. Webuhll I refuse t' answebuhr your absurd kesshuns, duuhhhh, or allow myself t' be digital strippid searchid and habe my IP inf'mashun rebealed. If you habe proof, uh uh uh uh uh, den post it. Until den, all you habe is anodeh deory. Uhhh....Peoble habe told me I am Whooteh, I am a program parent, uh, I am dis, duuhhhh, I am dat. Dis isn't the, uh uh uh, first time, uh uh uh, 'n it won't be de last. But the, ERRRR, specific way peoble like Psy 'n Dysfuncshun try t' hehd the, errr, crowd of loyal cult follehs hehe shows what dis f'um is tru like. Dey beliebe it cuz Psy says it's so, all hail our mitey rid namid cult God. I'm hehe t' tell it like it is, duuhhhh, 'n get honest. I don't care t' fit in wid the, errr, crowd hehe, uh uh uh, or parpicitate in group dink 'n outlandish deorizigg. I webuhnt drough a program dat has its own f'um hehe, uh uh uh, 'n siss dis f'um claims t' webuhlcome all opinions, duuhhhh, den I habe ebehy rite t' post hehe 'n will continue to. If peoble want t' ignore me, uh uh uh, great. It will lee my dreads less cluttehid and easieh t' nabigate. But don't assume ebehybody odeh dan yourself is sputid, 'n you neid to police my reputashun f' odeh peoble, or enliteen dem as t' what is real goigg on (ebehyone seems t' habe deir own deory). GEE danks.If I am full of shit, uh, den peoble are smehts enough t' figer dat out f' demselbes. Also, consideh dis, duuhhhh, if I was real cossernid wid what peoble dought of me don't you dink I mite habe chosen a diffehent usehname, duh...uh...? One dat doesn't insult a pehson ebehy time dey dink of me, duh...uh...? I don't habe an agenda odeh dan offehigg my opinions basid on my expehiesss in treatmin, 'n dat's what I'll continue t' do. I post what I beliebe 'n I won't widhold my opinions sip to fit in wid de group cult hehe 'n to sabe myself from it's wrad.
