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Hi, and thank you! Thank you for doing our work for us.
You see, in order for us to remain is business, and to continue extracting unearned wealth from others, we needed your help.
So we would formally like to thank you.
Thank you for blaming yourself!
Thank you for posting anonymous!
Thank you considerring yourself seperate from the rest of society!
Thank you for thinking that we beat you!
Thank you for renouncing the child you once were!
Thank you for not speaking out!
Well, gotta go! Business as usual!
DISCLAIMER
Just in case, there are any assholes out there who are stupid enough to attmpt to use this posts against me in anyway--- I WROTE THIS AND I HAVE NO AFFILIATION, WHATSOEVER WITH THE ELAN SCHOOL. THIS POST WAS INTENDED, SOLELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF SATIRE
Paul St. JOHN