I didnt shit for the first two weeks after I got there. My body went haywire.
Also, when I visited my parents overseas about a year before, I didnt shit while I was there, either, so it was definitely a pre-existing condition.
I used to have a phobia about unfamiliar hoops.
In college it was the opposite. I didnt like my hoop at home, (hard water deposits made it clog constantly) so I would only crap at the studio bathrooms at school.
I think 14 days was definitely the longest.
I knew someone who was on klonopin (for bone-crushing anxiety) and it would fuck up her system so much, she would suffer these horrible impactions that would leave her stopped up for 2-3 months. I honestly dont know how that is even physically possible, but I felt really bad for her.