I was walking home yesterday, went around a corner, and got to see a 2 year old Chinese kid taking a shit on the sidewalk. Rather common, though disturbing, sight here in China to see young children crapping and pissing on the sidewalk with their parent's encouragement.
Lol. Im so jaded about public defecation. The homeless situation out here is pretty fucking bad. Ive seen people shitting, and fuck, even guys who have their own house (which is probably a block away) will pull it out and piss inbetween two cars in broad daylight, less than a minute from their own toilet. (After hours, I understand, but 2pm? Its not even siesta yet, muchachos.) I think it's a butch thing personally.
Someone shit peanut-buttery diarrhea all over the front of my fiancees car a while back. She discovered it in the morning, before she had to go for work, and she had to find some napkins in her car to wipe it all off. She actually thought it was funny. I said "You have a hell of a better sense of humor than I do."
I would have wanted to find that miserable fucker and snapped his greasy neck in half.
The worst thing is.. when you find someone in the middle of taking a crap in your doorway, what the fuck do you do? You cant exactly assault them, cause like, man, they're sitting on a bunch of primo ammunition oozing out of their ass, and Id much rather have that stuff on the sidewalk then on my face.
The only thing I can think of is to unzip and piss on their head. "Oh thank god. *This* is where the bathroom is."
